The Taliban has promised they WILL require a Covid Vaccine Pass
\- from all individuals who are seeking to attend public executions.
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In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down.
The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist, he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.
Edit: Wow! Thank you for all of the awards, I didn't anticipate that. Some people need to relax though. This is just a freakin' joke, not the agenda of a movement.
3 clowns are in a judge's courtroom.
The judge, a little thrown off by the individuals turns to the attractive girl clown and asks, "Miss, what brings you to my courtroom today?" The girl clown responds, "I'm here because I was blowing bubbles!" The judge, even more confused, turns to the second clown. This one being a very...
They just passed a new law preventing a spouse from harming individuals when they are caught cheating.
As they say, "If you can't beat them, join them."
Three individuals go into a bar.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, if you are going any further, you need some sort of identification.”
I organised a support group meeting for individuals with erectile dysfunction.
Though around 20 people registered, many couldn't come.
Some individuals understand the most complicated things in the universe...
I'm sitting here trying to figure out my electricity bill.
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What do you call a sexual interaction between two trans individuals?
This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke! Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.
An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a year
But the case went cold after repeatedly insisting it didn't know the victims' names.
Several deranged individuals were caught attempting to scale the White House fence today...
Fortunately they were caught before they were able to reach the street.
Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together...
They were fast friends!
A police officer was facing a dilemma.
A handful of individuals were brought into the precinct, each with different amounts of cash and gold stuffed in their pockets. Some were professional heisters, others were just average con artists.
He was asked to distinguish between both groups based on how much they had hidden in their po...
A long time ago, on the Island of Tridia,
A group of peculiar people dwelled in peace. They were a small, peace-loving group of individuals. They were peculiar for several reasons: they were all extremely short, the tallest of them coming to a whopping meter in height; they were zealously religious, but they had no particular religion; and ...
What happens if you take a popular website, add a dash of censorship, and allow the discretionary system of control to be based on the biases of individuals...
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How many quantitative psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, p <= .05.
How many qualitative psychologists does it take?
_disguy. (2020). *Construction and Deconstruction Methods for Lightbulb Assembly* (Doctoral Dissertation). Reddit University, San Francisco.
Thomas Alva Edison (February 11, 1847 – October 18, 1931) was an A...
As an American citizen, I'm proud to say that our Country always strives to overcome difficulties and rise up as the #1 nation in the world...
and today we have proven that we are still very capable of this! We just beat China at their own game and are now #1 across the world for infected individuals with COVID-19!
A non-partisan election joke! Not Republican or Democrat
Since we're at the end of the presidential campaign, I figured some political humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story shared with me by KC Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School. In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be presid...
Hey guys, why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 began a racially motivated crime spree on April 28th, 2000 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, which left five individuals dead and one paralyzed.
Due to the coronavirus, there has been a shortage of pasta in shops.
The government is urging the public not to panic buy based on the actions of a fusilli individuals.
A chemist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a cafe, looking out of the window.
They all watch three people walk into a house across the road. After 20 minutes, only two people leave the same house.
The scientists are very confused about what has happened.
'The measurements varied, and therefore the measuring equipment was likely inaccurate,' declares the chemist,...
When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.
That is why individuals with no sense of Humor have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.