What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question, a superfluously expanded vocabulary, and a blatant disregard for previously established axioms?
Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,
A philosopher, mathematician, and accountant were asked what 1+1=?
The philosopher responded, "The idea of 'sameness' is a human construct, so 1+1=2 in the sense that the objects one is adding together are the same in his or her mind. As a simple example, one cannot add together an apple and a monkey, but one apple plus another certainly equals two apples because t...