A lot of people think humans having opposable thumbs contributed greatly to our evolution, but I don’t know...
...I think we just have a better grasp on things.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant.
They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited about the tip, the waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women's bathroom, there is a magical mirror. If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded. However, if you lie to the mirror, you will dis...
There was a pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers
He was a man who led with gentleness, faith, and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world.
As the pope approached the Gates of heaven, St Peter greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome, Your Holiness. Your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has...
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A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him.
He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for ...