Did you know that the consistency of a woman's menstrual fluid is varies greatly based on her diet?
It's a viscous cycle.
A lot of people think humans having opposable thumbs contributed greatly to our evolution, but I don’t know...
...I think we just have a better grasp on things.
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A man is alone in an airport lounge.
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up
So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day. ...