Medical Officer Jokes

They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head... read more

Two brothers went to join the Army when they went for the medical, and undressed, both of their penises hung down to their knees, The Medical Officer was amazed, He Said: “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life, Was your father well endowed.?” The brothers said, “we don’t know Sir, we got these... read more