Physiology Jokes

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, ... read more

And 1 generation since I fucked your mom.

Just like you, progress is slow.

A human physiology lecturer notices that he is losing the attention of his class, so, to try to wake them up, he singles out a woman in the front row. He asks her, “Do you know what your asshole is doing when you’re having an orgasm?”

She responds, “He’s usually out playing golf wit... read more

An esteemed researcher in the field of physiology of human sexuality is giving a lecture at the public library on a rainy Tuesday night.

He is explaining the density of nerve endings and his research on the female orgasm.

“While the majority of women experience clitoral orgasm due the... read more

There is no creature for which this is more true than the honey bee. Amazingly, queen bees are genetically exactly identical to worker bees. But they’re fed a different diet from worker bees their whole lives, from the time they are tiny larvae, until the day they die. This different meal plan cause... read more