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College Anatomy class

A professor at a university was starting a lecture for his new students.

He says "Welcome to college anatomy 101 where we'll be discussing everything about the human body. Some things that we'll discuss may make you feel a little awkward, but don't worry about that."

To test the leve...

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Strange Anatomy

These two Italian brothers own a garage. They hire this Korean guy as a mechanic. One morning the brothers go to open the garage and they find the Korean guy in the alley and he's dead. They call the police.

Cop: What was his full name?
Tony: I don't know. We called him Park.

Cop:...

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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears

I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants

But I haven’t botany yet

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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!

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Penises are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured

I suggest we erect a statue

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The rude professor.

A biology professor in Italy was giving an anatomy class. "The largest penis was discovered in an archeological finding in rome". Two or three offended female students get up to leave. The professor says "hey girls" The female students turn around in a egotistical manner expecting an apology. The p...

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An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the urethra and testicles are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,

"I thought that the urethra and testicles were just two different terms describing the same thing?"

The teach...

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit suicide by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

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First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the a...

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I was teaching my science class about the female anatomy:

"This is the vagina. This is the clitoris, and this is the anus. Any questions?"

"Yes," said one of the pupils, "Can I put my knickers back on now?"

A Priest Teaching Anatomy at an All Boy's School

The priest is handing out graded homework papers. He says, "I don't understand why you boys can't understand the male anatomy. I've been pounding it into you all semester."

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A classroom full of freshman medical students is anxiously awaiting their first human anatomy lesson..

when the door opens and the professor rolls in a naked dead body of an old man lying face down. He places it in the center of lecture hall and in a stiff voice says

"Before learning human anatomy there are only two important things you need to remember"

"First is you should be fearless...

What language is anatomy in?

Body language.

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(NSFW) The Anatomy Class

Some medical students attends an anatomy class and today's subject is involuntary muscle contractions. The professor tries to lighten the mood in the class by asking:


"Do you know what your asshole is doing, while you are orgasming?"


-β€œYes”, says one of the female students, β€œHe...

I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain...

I studied abroad

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A lady was teaching an anatomy class

And was having trouble keeping the students awake. Figuring that the whole class was female she could as some more direct questions, so she asked

"Ladies, who can tell me what happens to the asshole during an orgasm?"

And one of the older students immediately replied

"He is at ...

You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's....

But there's a vas deferens.

I'm studying human anatomy.

It's a polite way of saying, "I'm watching people".

After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam...

the answers were inside me the entire time

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Larry and anatomy

Little Larry and Susie were in 6th grade and they were going through a sex ed/anatomy section in class. One day the teacher pulled down a diagram of the female anatomy and pointed at the breasts. Then she asked "any of you girls know what these are called?". Little Susie promptly raised her hand and...

Anatomy joke

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

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A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

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A women enrolled in a nursing school is attending an anatomy class

The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, ask her if she knows what her asshole does when she's having an orgasm. " sure, she says, he is at home taking care of the kids".

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First-year med-students in their first anatomy class...

It is the first day of medical school, and the doctor in charge of the new class has all the new students gather in the main lecture hall for the orientation. Taking his place in front of the group, he starts his speech.

"In order to succeed in the world of medicine, you must first master two...

Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke?

I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)

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Quiz Show

Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.

Jane agreed ...

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Elephant encounter

A man visits his doctor because his asshole is the diameter of a basketball. He tells the doctor he was raped by an elephant.

The doctor tells the man he's not familiar with the anatomy of elephants but he's pretty sure that they have long, thin penises.

The man tells his doctor that ...

What's a cows favorite Tv drama?

Graze Anatomy

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.

One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters β€œPNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when erect."

Those...

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Pickle Joke

I actually work in a mortuary and was responsible for training a new shift worker to clean and prepare bodies for embalming. This one particular guy was advanced enough in his training for me to give him a go at working solo while I went back to the office and took care of some paperwork.

Bef...

Honeymooners

A young couple married, and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

In the morning, the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he gets out of the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.

Wh...

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Why do they call them balls?

Balls is a terrible name for that part of the male anatomy. It implies all the things you wouldn't want done to them. You bounce a ball, throw a ball, kick a ball....

Instead they should call them mints.

Biology Lesson

Dr Adams is holding forth to his college students on biology and anatomy. "Miss Baker, can you tell me which part of the human body can expand by up to 10 times, and under what conditions?"

Miss Baker blushes furiously, and says, "That is not an appropriate question to ask a lady, and I will ...

A 5 year old boy asked his dad...

A 5 year old boy asked his dad - "Daddy.. what are those bumps on mommy's chest?"

The father, a bit uncomfortable at the question, decided his son was too young to learn about female anatomy.

"Those are mommy's balloons, son", said the father. "And when she dies, they'll float her up t...

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Penis jokes! A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz...

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, ...

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The other day, I died and went to hell...

(Note: replace the name 'Jim' with the name of someone in the group that you're telling this joke to)

The other day Jim and I were walking around town when, out of nowhere, we get run over by a truck and die, and we both go straight to hell.

In hell, I'm greeted by the devil, who tells...

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what do you get when you cross a rabbi and a priest....

two severely mangled corpses. i mean seriously Steve, WTF did you think was going to happen. Your a middle manager at a hardware store. you dont know the first thing about human anatomy. Jesus Christ DUDE. were going to jail for this. Were going to fucking prison man. you got an arm stapled to a ...

Protesting dirty jokes

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day,...

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Elephants Never Forget

Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and due to the rising costs of living, he found it was getting expensive to feed his pet.

Frank thought long and hard for a solution and upon watching a circus program on T.V. thought of the perfect scam to make some quick money.

You see Fran...

One day, at the zoo...

Little Johnny and his mother go to visit the zoo. They visit the Reptile House, Monkey Island, Chimpanzee Forest, and the Avian Habitat. As they're walking toward the exit, they pass the Elephant Sanctuary.

Little Johnny points to the elephant and says, "Mommy, what's that thing hanging down...

In medical school...

Professor: Miss Rogers, what part of the male anatomy may enlarge by a factor of 10 when the male is excited?

Rogers: (Blushing) I... refuse to answer...

Professor: Mr. Smith?

Smith: The iris.

Professor: (coughs) Miss Rogers I can conclude three things. 1. You didn't do t...

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A young boy walks into the bathroom to find his mother peeing

He notices her differences in anatomy and asks her about it. Wanting to be delicate, she replies "that's where God hits women with a golden axe, so we can have children."

with a rather disgusted look the kid says "well Jesus, mom, he hit you right in the cunt."

[Told to me by an elder...

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A Professor was teaching a Health Class...

When he posed a question to his students.

"I hope you have all done your reading from last night, so tell me, what part of the human anatomy can expand to four times its smallest size?" Seeing a girl not paying attention in the middle row of his class, he called on her: "Susan, you look as if...

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Fella told the dentist he did not need anesthesia for his root canal.

Said he had only felt pain twice in his life. So the dentist finished the root canal and said I have never seen anyone like this before. May I ask about the two times you felt pain?
Fella explained he was out hunting one winter day. Felt the call of nature, so he dropped his pants and squatted...