A German, an Italian and a Chinese man arrive at a logging camp up north looking for work.
The boss sees the strapping young German and says, "you look strong and fit, here's a chainsaw, go join the fellers and help cut down some trees." Next he looks at the Italian, a bit of a belly on him and looking well fed, and says, "You look like you know your way around the kitchen, go help in ...
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it…
…then my illegal logging business is a success
A Canadian logging company needed to hire another lumberjack.
The first guy to apply was a short little skinny fellow, who was laughed at by the manager and told to leave.
"Just give me a chance," the little guy pleaded.
"Okay," the manager replied, "Grab your axe and cut down that cedar over there."
Two minutes later he was back at the ma...
What do you call a journal, found in a shipwreck, detailing the hydration levels of lumbejacks?
A waterlogged logging water log.
A forest was in the process of being cut down
The forest animals were concerned that their habitat was being destroyed so they consulted the oldest wisest tree in the forest on what they could do to save the forest.
The wise tree thought about it and said perhaps the bears can scare the loggers away. The bears snarled and charged the...
My boss asked the difference between logging in vs logging on ...
I replied "It is only the amount of I/O required."
My brother-in-law is missing half of his hand due to a horrific logging injury,
so I asked him do you get half off when you get your palm read?
An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.
"Take a couple swings at that tree over there." The foreman said.
The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single ch...
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At the logging camp...
A Newfie goes to northern Ontario to work in a logging camp. His first day, the foreman gives him a chainsaw and sends out to cut trees. He comes back at the end of the shift and the foreman asks him how it went.
“Jeeze, dat was hard work, but I did cut down two trees.”
The foreman say...