Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888

When someone asks me what it is I respond with, "12345678."

If you type you password in the comments or in a post it censors it. Look *******

Try it if you dont believe me

What is Forrest Gumps password?

1forrest1

A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the wifi password.

The priest is shocked and asks the boy "Have you no respect for the dead?"

The boy hears the priests and responds, "Is that uppercase or lowercase?"

Don't use beefstew as a computer password

It's not stroganoff

Me: What's the wifi password?

My friend: blow me first.

Me: Alright.

Later, me: So... what's the wifi password?

My friend: blowmefirst, no caps no spaces.

"Your password is incorrect."

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

I needed a password has to be eight characters long.

That's easy - I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

My password is invalid

That way, when I forget my password, it reminds me “you’re password is invalid”

Tried to change my password to Fortnite

But apparently it's two week

A man asks for the wifi password at a bar

The bartender replies


"Buy a beer first"

So the man orders a beer and asks the bartender again.

He replies:

"Buyabeerfirst"

Set your wifi password to idontknowit

So you can irritate people.

PS: Is it repost if it's your own post/comment?

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I tryed to change my computer password to "mycock".

Computer said it was too small...

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A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, "MyPenis".

The wife fell on the ground laughing as it said on the screen "Error. Not long enough."

Set you Wifi password to 244466666

So you can say the password is 123456.

PASSWORD PROBLEMS ( LONG ONE )

Windows : Please enter your new password.

User : cabbage

Windows : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

User : boiled cabbage

Windows : Sorry, the password must contain at least 1 numerical character.

User : 1 boiled cabbage

Windows : Sorry, t...

What is forest gumps email password

1forest1

Someone figured out my password.

Now I have to rename my dog.

How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

I forgot the Netflix password.

Who here remembers it?

Followed the instructions for my password but they didn’t work

It said, “Type Password”

So I entered, “Password”

Then it told me, “Your Password is Incorrect”

So I entered, “Incorrect”

To which it said, “Try Again”

So I typed, “Again”

But now for some reason I can’t do anything because it thinks my account name is “Lock...

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Choosing a new password: potato

Choosing a new password: potato

\-Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.

boiled potato

\-Sorry, password must contain at least one number.

1 boiled potato

\-Sorry, password cannot contain spaces

50fuckingboiledpotatoes

\-Sorry...

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After the penis said the secret password, what did the bladder say to him?

Urine.



(NSFW because penis)

A new bar opened up down the road that offered free Wi-Fi. I asked the bar keeper for the password and he said "two drink minimum"

So I quickly downed 2 shots and again asked for the password. He said "twodrinkminimum: all one word"

"Sir, I know you are having trouble typing in your password." "Please can we try again. Your password is capital A as in Apple, lowercase T as in Tom, the number 4, Q as in Cucumber... "

This is something I actually said during my call center days. The call screeners wouldn't let me forget for months.

It's okay password

I'm insecure too

I made my Google email password as 'Saitama'.

Google said 'Your password is VERY STRONG'.

Rick Astley’s guide to password management

* Never going to give you out
* Never going to write you down
* Never going to run around and reuse you

All my passwords are protected

by amnesia.

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.

*you've entered the wrong password...

*RECOVER your password?

*Enter your NEW password.

*Were sorry we cant use that password because it was your old password

Worst wifi password ever.

USER: What's the wifi password?

TECH: fourwordsalluppercase

USER: [typing] FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE

TECH: No. It's one word, all lowercase.

USER: [typing] onewordalllowercase

TECH: [screaming] NO, it's "fourwordsalluppercase"! ONE WORD, ALL LOWERCASE!!!

You should never use "fortnight" as a password

It's too weak

IT security experts have published a list of the 20 most secure passwords.

Reportedly, the first companies are already enforcing their use.

What’s the worst place to ask for the plane’s WiFi password?

In your office.

What is Barney's Facebook Password?

PleaseAndThankYou

They're the magic words.

During a recent password audit by a company...

...it was found that an employee was using the following password: "**MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento**".

When asked why she had such a long password, the employee rolled her eyes and said, "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."

I went to a pub, and the wifi password was 'youhavetobuyabeerfirst'

So I bought a beer, asked for the password, same answer.

Enter password: ‘snowflake’

Confirm password: ‘snowflake’

Error, your passwords are not alike

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I tried setting my password to penis

the system said it wasn’t long enough.

My blond friend once used “GokuBatmanHulkPikachuBakugouLucinaMulanAangBangkok” as his e-mail password.

He said that his password needed 8 Characters with 1 Capital.

*Creating password*

"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"

ERROR: [Password two week]


^Edited ^for ^better ^understanding

A blonde's office computer had technical issues

IT support came over to the desk and said he needed password to access her account.

"It's 'MickeyMinnieBatmanSupergirlWonderwomanLondon'" she replied.

"A bit unusual for a password, how did you come up with it?" the support dude asked.

She went "Because computer said the passwor...

Internet security tip - don’t use ‘beefstew’ as a password

It’s not stroganoff.



NOTE: Not my joke but from work

Password to Heaven

A husband and wife involved in an accident dies one after the other and arrived at the Pearly Gates. He meets St. Peter and asks how to get to heaven. St. Peter replies, “God, is really a loving God and wants everybody to go to heaven, so I will just ask you to spell correctly a simple word and you ...

Create new password: Tomato

Confirm new password: Tomato

Error: Passwords don’t match

If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days

just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.

Wifi password

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso...

I got this new recipe app. I am having issues with the security.

I want my password to be BeefStew, but the app keeps telling me it’s not stroganoff.

What’s the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?

123pho5

I tried to use the password "beefstew" for my iTunes account.

But Siri said it wasn't stroganoff.

My email password has been hacked again

That's the third time I've had to rename my cat

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My password is pussy

Because most hackers don't get it

I set my WIFI password to 244466666

That way I can say "the password is one two, three four, five six"

Just tried to change my password to..

Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.

I sure like that my car insurance requires a 10 character password.

I sure would hate it if someone ..... paid my car insurance?

A smartphone user is browsing Reddit at a funeral. He asks the priest sitting next to him, "do you have the wifi password"? Looking at him in disgust the priest exclaims, "Respect the dead"!

The smartphone user replies, "all lowercase"?

I tried changing my password to "brazildefense" but Reddit said it was too weak

hope you find it funny!

I was at a funeral service the other day and didn't have any cell service...

So, I marched down the aisle to the front and gave the priest a friendly ol' pat on the shoulder. "Hey buddy, do you by any chance know the Wi-Fi password about these parts?"

The priest, bewildered, gave me a look of disgust and hissed, "show some respect."

"All lowercase?" I asked.

Forgot Password?

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company.


Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up thei...

What did one Password say to the other password during an LSD trip?

“We are all made of stars!!”

Geez, somebody's found the password to my account.

,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.

A man tried to connect to his local bar’s WiFi.

“What’s the password for the WiFi?” The man asked the bartender.

He replied, “Buy a beer to find out.”

The man bought himself a drink and returned to the bartender again. “Now what?”

The bartender shook his head. “The password is buyabeertofindout.”

I like my passwords like my girlfriends:

change them every 6 months, never share them and make sure my wife doesn't know any of them

What do my passwords and I have in common?

Too weak.

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My mum’s found out my Reddit password and is censoring all my posts...

That bitch **in' lady** can kiss my big fat **meat** ball s **andwich** and **doesn't need to** die **t**.

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