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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Choose a new password :

Choose a new password :

potato

Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.

boiled potato

Sorry, password must contain at least one number.

1 boiled potato

Sorry, password cannot contain spaces

50fuckingboiledpotatoes

Sorry, password mu...

I used "MyDick" as a password and got this error:

"Try something longer"

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first". No spaces, all lowercase.

To the person who stole the password to my cam profile:

I’m coming for you.

Passwords NSFW

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces." ...

I needed a password eight characters long.

I went with *SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves*

You’re not allowed to use ‘beef-stew’ as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1-Forrest-1

My father told me that his password is "MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin"

Because he was told his password should contain at least 8 characters and one capital.

My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos.

I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why they had such a long password, they rolled their eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."

Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.

I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."

What was Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1

Hacker: I have all your passwords

Me who forgot them all: Thank God

Why did the blonde make her password "BatmanRobinBatgirlJokerHarelyIvyOslo"?

Because the rules said it needed to contain at least 6 characters and include at least 1 capital!

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?

A battering R.A.M.

While visiting a distant relative I hadn't visited in years, I asked my mom's cousin George for his Wi-Fi password. He said, "Start with an uppercase S, then 123."

As soon as George had left to do an errand, I tried to log onto his Wi-Fi. But every time I typed S123, it wouldn't work. After two hours of failure, George came back.

I told him, "I used the password you told me to use, but it never worked! can you log onto the Wi-Fi for me?" George typed th...

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Someone in the funeral asks for the Wi-Fi password

"You should respect the dead"

"All together and lower case?"

Netflix is cracking down on password sharing as it turns out one-third of users share logins

Recent news from the company shows they are not worried about the other two-thirds who are Redditors with no friends

I changed all my passwords to “Kenny”

Now I have all Kenny Logins.

Man, making a password is so frustrating

I put in "beefstew" and the computer said it was not stroganoff.

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I’m going to make all of my passwords “fuck you”

That way, I can set the password hint as “fuck you” and no one would suspect a thing.

>’Enter new password‘

~ 'chicken'
> ‘Password must contain a capital’
~ 'chickenkiev'

It's okay password...

...I'm insecure too...

Why did Gmail reject the password ‘14days’?

It was two weak!

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I needed to set a password.

I tried entering penis but it told me that it wasn't long enough.

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick,

but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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I tried to use mypenis as a password.

It was too short.

When Orion set up his new computer, he had to add a password

He wanted to put "my belt" but it would always show up as ***

Enter password: ‘snowflake’

Confirm password: ‘snowflake’

Error, your passwords are not alike

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My password is pussy

Because most hackers don't get it

My email password has been hacked again

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.

Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.

I tried changing my password to "brazildefense" but Reddit said it was too weak

hoep you find it funny!

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My wife asked me to suggest a new password for her account. I said “How about ‘MY WILLY’ “...

“It’s not long enough” she responded

Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.

I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.

I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".

How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.

(Credit to my cousin)

*Creating password*

"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"

ERROR: [Password two week]


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Me: What's the wifi password?

My friend: blow me first.

Me: Alright.

Later, me: So... what's the wifi password?

My friend: blowmefirst, no caps no spaces.

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I changed all my passwords to Bigtitties

I've mammerized all of them

My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"

Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol

Worst wifi password ever.

USER: What's the wifi password?

TECH: fourwordsalluppercase

USER: [typing] FOUR WORDS ALL UPPERCASE

TECH: No. It's one word, all lowercase.

USER: [typing] onewordalllowercase

TECH: [screaming] NO, it's "fourwordsalluppercase"! ONE WORD, ALL LOWERCASE!!!

Normal people use their children’s names to set their email passwords.

Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.

I decided to make my password “incorrect”

Because if I type it wrong, my computer will remind me with: “your password is incorrect”.

"Sir, I know you are having trouble typing in your password." "Please can we try again. Your password is capital A as in Apple, lowercase T as in Tom, the number 4, Q as in Cucumber... "

This is something I actually said during my call center days. The call screeners wouldn't let me forget for months.

X Æ A-12 : What's the WiFi password?

Elon : Tom

A man dies and goes to Hell.

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

Clean water is like password

Not everyone has access to it

I forgot the Netflix password.

Who here remembers it?

If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days

just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.

"I know what Daddy's password is!"

A child runs happily and says "Mommy! I know what Daddy's password is!"

Mom says: "That's nice dear. What's Daddy's password?"

Child says: It's an easy one! It is asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk !"

All my passwords are protected

by amnesia.

Set your wifi password to idontknowit

So you can irritate people.

PS: Is it repost if it's your own post/comment?

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After the penis said the secret password, what did the bladder say to him?

Urine.



(NSFW because penis)

A teenager at a funeral asks the priest for the wifi password.

The priest is shocked and asks the boy "Have you no respect for the dead?"

The boy hears the priests and responds, "Is that uppercase or lowercase?"

Password to Heaven

A husband and wife involved in an accident dies one after the other and arrived at the Pearly Gates. He meets St. Peter and asks how to get to heaven. St. Peter replies, “God, is really a loving God and wants everybody to go to heaven, so I will just ask you to spell correctly a simple word and you ...

I like my passwords like my girlfriends:

change them every 6 months, never share them and make sure my wife doesn't know any of them

A new bar opened up down the road that offered free Wi-Fi. I asked the bar keeper for the password and he said "two drink minimum"

So I quickly downed 2 shots and again asked for the password. He said "twodrinkminimum: all one word"

Wifi password

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso...

My password is invalid

That way, when I forget my password, it reminds me “you’re password is invalid”

Just tried to change my password to..

Just tried to change my password to.. 'The_Last_Jedi,' but Facebook wouldn't let me. Said there are too many useless characters.

I went to a pub, and the wifi password was 'youhavetobuyabeerfirst'

So I bought a beer, asked for the password, same answer.

Followed the instructions for my password but they didn’t work

It said, “Type Password”

So I entered, “Password”

Then it told me, “Your Password is Incorrect”

So I entered, “Incorrect”

To which it said, “Try Again”

So I typed, “Again”

But now for some reason I can’t do anything because it thinks my account name is “Lock...

I sure like that my car insurance requires a 10 character password.

I sure would hate it if someone ..... paid my car insurance?

What’s the worst place to ask for the plane’s WiFi password?

In your office.

I made my Google email password as 'Saitama'.

Google said 'Your password is VERY STRONG'.

Rick Astley’s guide to password management

* Never going to give you out
* Never going to write you down
* Never going to run around and reuse you

Someone figured out my password.

Now I have to rename my dog.

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