I'm trying to buy one of those triangle-shaped cabins, but my credit isn't good enough to get a loan.
I'll have to get someone to cosine.
A Quaint Vermont fishing lodge
An older couple owned a quite fishing lodge with a beautiful lake. They often rented their cabins to fishermen but now and again they had honeymooners stay with them. A young couple just checked in to their honeymoon suite. And five minutes later the husband was out on the lake in a boat fishing....
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"KSSSHHHT. This is your captain speaking. As you all know, this will be my last flight. It has always been my dream to do a loop-the-loop, and was wondering if you all would enjoy experiencing that with me today? It would really mean the world to me..."
The 1st Class and Coach cabins go wild ...
The Jones and the Smiths decided to try swinging…
… so they left for the week-end to a mountain resort where they rented two cabins, and they swapped partners for the night.
The next morning, Joe Smith woke up, and said “let’s go see how the ladies are doing”…
An englishman gets lost at sea
There's a ship that's been sent to another continent to bring goods there. During the travels the ship gets into a storm, and is crushed against the rocks. The only man who survives is an englishman, and now he's on a deserted island all alone.
After two months the other party at the contine...
The story of the tramp and the holiday
The tramp sat in his park, as normal one cold winter day. He saw a young girl playing on the frozen lake. The ice gave and she fell in. Acting quickly, the tramp ran onto the ice and managed to pull her out and get her back to shore.
Waiting for him was a man in a suit. The girl ran over to h...
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