What's the difference between a live wire and a dead wire?
A live wire makes you dead but a dead wire keeps you alive.
Go figure.
An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why...
He said he couldn't resist.
You guys should try touching a live wire.
What happens next will shock you.
A Mexican electrician accidentally touched a live wire.
He suffered a Corona discharge.
My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him
Of course he denied the charge first, but later I found him coiled up in his room.
He's conducting himself better now, so I think that worked out.
Well that's the current situation anyways, but there's definitely potential for greater resistance.
Some days I just feel like I ...
I fell in love with a female electrician
She was a real live wire and i took her ohm with me
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