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A man really hated his wife’s cat. One day, he put the cat in his car and took it to the end of the block and let it go. When he got home he saw that the cat had beat him home.

Undeterred, he put the cat in the car and took it a few miles across the city and tossed it out the car again. Upon returning home, he was astonished to see that the cat had beat him home again.

Determined at this point, the man took the cat and drove him across the city, over the river, thro...

I always said, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours."

Child Protective Services said, "That's no excuse."

I don't understand why women love singing "Let it go"...

...Since most of them keep grudges for life.

I made one little mistake 8 years ago and my wife still won't let it go.

She always forces me to go back to the park and pick him up.

A cop arrested a European robot, but eventually let it go.

He couldn't charge it with anything.

People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'...

The song never bothered me anyway.

My Cocaine Is So White

Police Let It Go With A Warning

A Swiss man is in hospital, all sorts of bones broken

His neighbour asks him: "How did you do that?"

Swiss: "I'm a bear hunter!"

Neighbour: "And...what happened?"

Swiss: "I stood at a small cave and said: 'Hoi Bärli!' A small bear came out and I let it go! Then I went to a medium-sized cave: 'Hoi Bärli!' A medium-sized bear came ...

Courtesy of my 11 yr old: why don't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will just let it go.
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