Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?

Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.

Why don't Anna and Elsa know their alphabet?

Because their parents got lost at C

Princess Elsa will never catch the coronavirus...

She is the master of self ice-olation

Why did no one give Elsa a balloon for her birthday?

Because she'll just Let It Go.

told to me by a 7yo that thought it was the funniest thing they've ever heard.

I saw lot of kids wearing Elsa costume for Halloween today.

Its been 6 years since the movie released. I think kids should just Let it Go.

I saw an Elsa blanket

I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.

Why shouldn't you give elsa a balloon

Because she'll let it go

Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy

because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say “You wanta Anna or Elsa!”

Elsa from Frozen is now an adult film actress starring in

Let it grow

I don’t understand how in the movie Frozen, Anna didn’t know that Elsa had magical powers, even though she was locked in her room for years and refused to come out

After all, she was clearly giving Anna the cold shoulder

What do you call Elsa when she locked herself in her room for years?

Iceolated

It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Answer = A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer = Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Answer = Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the...

Elsa got an award for perfect attendance

Because a cold never bothered her anyway

My list of jokes

I told my sister not to stand near the trees in our back yard. I don’t know what it is they just seem shady.

How do you have a party in space, you planet.

Why can’t Ewoks shout in the house. They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon. Because she’ll ...

Albert Einstein married his cousin Elsa

Even his marriage was relative.

Elsa from frozen died when when walking in the bike-lane

It was an icicle accident

I don’t get why Elsa was so sad after her parents died at sea

She should really learn to Let It Go

What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident?

Frozen vegetables

A Disney princess was arrested by mistake

They thought it was someone Elsa.

Y'all probably will hate me for this. Spoiler alert for Frozen II.

In the first movie Anna was Frozen

Now in the second movie Elsa is frozen too (Frozen 2)

I'm sorry I shall take my leave

I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend,

She seems frigid.

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Elsa Jean, Piper Perri and Nina Hartley are in a pub after a long hard day of work.

Elsa and Piper are jokingly bragging about what they did that day.

"I had a dick the size of a cucumber!" says Elsa.

"That's nothing!" says Piper, "I had like five the size of a baseball bat!"

"Watch this." says Nina, as she slides over her stool entirely.

Told to me by a six year old.

Why was the snow yellow?

Because Elsa let it go!


I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
...

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A joke that made my girlfriend laugh

Her: Aren’t you cold?

Me: Well as a wise prophet once said, ‘the cold never bothers me anyway’.

Her: Huh, Elsa isn’t a prophet?

Me: Yes she is, Disney made a butt tonne of money off of her!

Stop complaining!

My daughter recently went on a trip with some friends. While she was out, they went to the museum, attended a wedding (the reason for the trip), and went to see a movie, Frozen 2, as long as she promised not to spoil it for our family.

When she got back after her weekend, it seemed that bein...

I got an icy handjob from Elsa last week

But three seconds in I was screaming “Let it go! Let it go!!”

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