North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media

When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

My Korean friend died yesterday

So Yung...

A Korean immigrant was beaten up by police after they asked for his name and registration papers during a routine traffic stop.

"I never have received seen such bad behaviour by cops" said Mr Fuuk Yu.

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of...

A South Korean asks a North Korean “How’s life?”

The North Korean responds “Well, I can’t complain.”

A North Korean Soldier Walks Into A Bar

The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The North Korean soldier replies, "Can't complain!"

I finally married my Korean wife whom I met in a penpal site few years ago..

She's my Seoul mate.

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If Korean pop is K-pop

Does that mean that Chinese rap is Crap?

My Korean girlfriend makes some cute mistakes when speaking English. For example:

"Fishing stick" instead of "Fishing rod"

"Tropical tree" instead of "Palm tree"

"Ant-licker" instead of "Uncle"

I attack you with an ancient Korean ranged weapon...

Hwacha gonna do about that?

i asked my north korean friend how things are going there

he said: "i can't complain"

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there.

He said he can't complain.



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My Korean girlfriend broke up with me

I guess she'll never be my Seoul mate.

A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.

The waiter stops them and says “Sorry, you can’t come in here without a Thai.”

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What do you call a teenage Korean prostitute?

Yung Ho.

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

I always feel nervous when talking to Koreans.

Everytime I say hello, they always tell me that onions are on sale.

What do you call it when a soldier crashes a Korean car

KIA

I am married to a Korean wife and she told me I get to name our son's English name

We live in Korea and gave our son my wife's last name 모 (pronounced 'mo').

I got to choose his English name so I said we should call him Lester.

So when I go around and introduce my child I could say

"This is our child 모 Lester"

After many years in America, the local Korean owner of a convenience store was asked how it was that his name is Patrick Murphy.

When I come to America, there was long line of immigrants from all over the world. When immigration officer ask man in front of me where he comes from & what his name he tell him, " I'm from Ireland & my name is Patrick Murphy!" Then immigration officer writes his name down and tells him to ...

I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?”

He responded, “can’t complain.”

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian...

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, ...

A North Korean man was arrested and given 15 years for calling Kim Jong Un a fathead

1 year for insulting the Supreme Leader and 14 for revealing a state secret

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North Korean scientists report 50% success at turning shit into butter

Spreads fine, taste slightly off.

Say what you will about North Koreans

No seriously, they’re not allowed on this site.

My wife is Korean

She's my Seoul-mate

Why aren't there many North Koreans in the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, swim, or jump is in South Korea

Just an FYI. I had a Korean family move in next door to me.

And I'm all cool with that, cuz I'm not prejudice or anything like that with having any minority families in the neighborhood.

But I do want to tell you, it's really made my dog nervous.

My dad was Korean and my mom was Mexican

Hi, I am Guacamo Lee

A Korean couple.

A Korean couple were sitting on the couch in front of the television when they hear a loud fart.

“ It was the dog” said the man smiling.

“Don’t blame the dog” the woman said “ I cooked it perfectly”

I was cleaning one of my finger guns.

I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.

My girlfriend is a half-Korean

Her mom is Korean and her dad is Korean and her legs got ripped off in a car accident.

TIL Korean singers never say, "Yes daddy!"

They say, "K pops!"

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Kim Jong-un has unfortunately died and the North Korean subordinates gathered for a serious meeting.

After hours of discussion, they decided it'd be best to replace him with a look alike to fool the foreign leaders. A Kim Jong-un look alike contest was organised and the winner was to be selected to rule Korea.

Fliers and posters of the contest was all over North Korea and a majority of the...

Why are American school kids the second best FPS gamers next to Koreans?

Because they learned how to dodge bullets in real life

A North Korean, a Uiyghur, and a covid-denier are driving through the desert...

A North Korean, a Uiyghur, and a covid-denier are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.

The North Korean and the covid-denier ask the Uiyghur what he is going to take. He responds, "I wi...

What do you call a rich Korean grandma?

Hal-money

Why are North Koreans always left handed?

Because they have no rights.

What’s the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.

A North Korean Judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing his head off

His friend approaches him and asks “what’s so funny?”

“Oh, I just heard the funniest political joke.” replies the Judge.

“Tell Me!”

“I can’t - I just gave someone life in prison for it!”

Loved the Korean zombie movie "Train to Busan" and can't wait for it's sequel to come out?

Then catch a train to Wuhan.

A North Korean lady was in line in front of me at my bank in the U.S., trying to exchange some won. She was obviously irritated, arguing with the teller.

“Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla of won, today I get
only one hunat eighty. Why it change?”

Teller shrugs his shoulders, says, “Fluctuations.”

Korean lady says, “Fluc you white people too!”

A North Korean man is walking home

A North Korean man is walking along the road when he spots a fish caught in the reeds. Excitedly, he scooped it up and ran home.

"Look what I found!" he says, revealing his treasure to his wife, "Quick heat the oil"

"But husband, the police confiscated the oil! They said subversives co...

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If Chinese music is called C-pop, Korean music is called K-pop, and Japanese music is called J-pop, what do you call Drake's music?

Crap.

Did you catch the name of that Korean plumber?

I think it was Yuli Kang...

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If Korean Pop is KPop

Is Chinese Rap Crap?

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Who is the funniest North Korean dictator?

The answer is simple, it's Il Mao.

What do you call a hypothetical situation where a snake chases an asian from point A to point B

A Python-Korean Theorum

What do you call a South Korean couple?

Seoul mates

A poor South Korean man decided to join the military

He really did not want to join the military because he knew his wife was a loose woman, but he had no other choice.

After his posting of 6 months at the North Korean border, he comes back to his house only to see his wife ditch him for another man.

Really upset about the fact that serv...

Here's a joke I made up... What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

I'm sorry.

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A Korean man and a Jewish man are in a bar, total strangers to one another.

The Jewish man walks up to the Korean man and, totally unprompted, punches him in the face.

Naturally, the Korean man goes "What was that for?"

The Jewish man responds, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese," says the Korean man.

"Ah, Korean,...

Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms

So they can see their Air Force

Why did the north Korean flea to South Korea?

To find his Seoul mate

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Korean all show up to a construction site and get hired.

The boss says that for their first day on the job, the Russian is in charge of concrete, the Mexican is in charge of wood, and the Korean is in charge of supplies.

The boss then leaves and comes back a few hours later to check up on his new workers.

He walks over to the Russian, and al...

A Korean man is wanted for questioning after his wife was found dead in their family home.

He is the Seoul suspect.

Because of the Corona virus: North Korean citizens

aren't allowed to leave the country, for the time being.

What does the Korean civil war and a Korean gambler have in common ?

A Korean lost a Korean won

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I was watching porn about a Korean girl and didn’t know which Korean she was from

Until she opened her fridge

What's a North Korean's Favourite Card Game?

Kim Jong Uno

There's a rumour that North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un is dead.

But personally, I think he's just Kim Jong Un-well

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So, I've dating a really Sweet Korean girl...

I think she's my Seoul mate.

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Why do North Koreans only sell one size of drink?

Because they have a Supreme Liter.

What do you call a Korean high school girl who fights crime in spare time?

Kimchi Possible, obviously

A German named Lars and a Korean named Wan-Wan travel to America.

As they’re walking the streets of New York, Lars gets hit by a car.

Wan-wan exclaims “Lars! Do I need to call the emergency!?!?”

“*Nein*, Wan-Wan.”

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What's the difference between Korean women with large breasts and lobsters?

One group is Busty asians and the other is Crustaceans.

You ever tried North Korean Food?

Neither have the North Koreans

An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look at a picture of Adam and Eve

An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look at a picture of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden and try to figure out what nationality they are.

The American says, "Look at how free and independent they are, they must be Americans."

The Briton says, "What are you talking about, look...

What sound does the slingshot North Korean nuke make when it's launced?

Pyongyang

Korean meatballs

They really are the dog's bollocks.

My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music.

I told him, "K pop"

My Korean car broke down on me today...

It left me completely Hyundrai

Recently I found out that the 'r' and 'l' characters are the same in Korean.

I guess that explains why they like their elections so much.

Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts?

The other 20% drive Mercedes

I'm thinking of opening a Carribean/Korean fusion restaurant

I can call it "Seoul Food"

[Pickup line] Are you the Korean peninsula?

Because I'm gonna split you in two

How do you say R. Kelly in Korean??

So-Young Poon

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