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How do you double the value of a Hyundai?

Fill the gas tank.

Why do most Hyundai drivers get into accidents?

cause they have bad Hyundai coordination

What is the classification of a Hyundai after it dies in battle?

A KIA

Why was honda crying

Because he saw hyundai

What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?

A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Statistics show that people tend to overdose in one particular brand of car

Hyundai

My friend who’s father is a multi-billionaire

My friend whose father is a multi-billionaire loves to talk about his extravagant lifestyle. One day, I asked him just exactly how large is the land owned by his father.
He answered “I’ll give you an idea, I can start driving at one end of the land in the morning at full speed, in one direction...

Whenever I get into my friend’s car, I find him difficult to understand.

He starts speaking in a Hyundai Accent.

Three men die and go to heaven...

God is waiting for them and asks them to answer a question, as that will decide what kind of car they get to drive.

God asks the men, How long were you married?

Man 1: 20 years
God: Amazing, and how many times did you cheat on your wife?
Man 1: Umm... 5 times...
God : Okay,...

A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. "Don't frett," he said. "Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of time."

Ten months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor.

Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. After just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and...

I recently got into an accident by over steering into a Korean car.

It could have been avoided if I had better Hyundai coordination.

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