How do you double the value of a Hyundai?

Fill the gas tank.

A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. "Don't frett," he said. "Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of time."

Ten months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor.

Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. After just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and...

What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?

A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Statistics show that people tend to overdose in one particular brand of car

Hyundai

Three men die and go to heaven...

God is waiting for them and asks them to answer a question, as that will decide what kind of car they get to drive.

God asks the men, How long were you married?

Man 1: 20 years
God: Amazing, and how many times did you cheat on your wife?
Man 1: Umm... 5 times...
God : Okay,...

Whenever I get into my friend’s car, I find him difficult to understand.

He starts speaking in a Hyundai Accent.

I recently got into an accident by over steering into a Korean car.

It could have been avoided if I had better Hyundai coordination.

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