I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs
Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."
Socrates: "I'll think about it."
Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."
Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."
Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."
Albert Einstein: "It will ...
Teacher to a sleepy kid in class: Who invented the Steam engine?
Student trying to act awake: What sir?
Teacher : Correct, James Watt invented the steam engine.
[not mine, I heard it a few years ago, just had this in my thought train]
Famous people and their mothers
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...
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