It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic
One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Wi...
A woman is arrested for killing her guitar player husband
She is accused of bashing her husband's head in with his guitars because he never paid any attention to her.
In her first court appearance, the judge looks at the woman and asks: “First offender?"
The woman replies: “No. First it was a Gretsch, followed by a Gibson, and then a Fender."
A lot of people though Mel Gibson was a bad choice for Braveheart. They said there was no way he could be Scottish.
But look at him now, he’s an alcoholic and he’s racist.
If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul."
For you guitarists out there...
After going through a brutal divorce, a woman decides to get revenge. She goes to get ex's house, and proceeds to destroy each and every one of his guitars. When she gets to court, the judge asks her;
She replies; "No. First a Gibson, then a Fender."
Did anyone else think that...
Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?
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Topical Joes (5/13)
Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.
First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad. ...