My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.

I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.

What do Kevin McCallister and Chris Watts have in common?

They both made their families disappear.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What did one lightbulb say to the other?

Watts up

Electrician gets home late...

Electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day

Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."

Electro finally made it to the party

He said watts happening!

For safety, if you're turning a power supply on at work, just say hey

Watts going on

An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted.

He died before he even knew watts up.

Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs?

Watts the difference!

Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them?

In Watts.

I'll see myself out now.

I love helping blind people in my spare time.

Especially since I got my new 3 watts laser pointer.

Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up?

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