Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
What do Kevin McCallister and Chris Watts have in common?
They both made their families disappear.
An electrician comes home late....
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.
I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.
My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...
Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."
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A list of books I've read this year
● Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face.
● Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day.
● All Aboard! by Abel Seamann.
● One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont.
● The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn. ...
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
Watts up
Electro finally made it to the party
He said watts happening!
For safety, if you're turning a power supply on at work, just say hey
Watts going on
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