Watts Jokes - 9 Hilarious Watts Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What do Kevin McCallister and Chris Watts have in common?

They both made their families disappear.

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An electrician comes home late....

Wife: "Wire you insulate?"

Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."

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My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.

I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.

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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...

Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."

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A list of books I've read this year

● Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face.

● Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day.

● All Aboard! by Abel Seamann.

● One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont.

● The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn.
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What did one lightbulb say to the other?

Watts up

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Electro finally made it to the party

He said watts happening!

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For safety, if you're turning a power supply on at work, just say hey

Watts going on

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