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Joule Jokes

Yer a joule per second, Harry.

I'm a watt?

I tried to make a belt of Joules...

It was a waste of energy.

Student doing test: “The unit of power equivalent to 1 joule per second is called the [....]”

Friend leans over: “Watt is the answer”

Student: “I don’t know, I’ve been trying to figure it out”

What is the unit to express joules per second?

Sorry, watt is the unit to express joules per second.

What do you call a scientist that steals energy?

A joule thief.

Did you hear that a guy caused a blackout at Buckingham Palace?

He stole the Royal Joules!

How do you measure highschoolers?

In joules

What is a very moving gift that you can give to a scientist?

Joules

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Dad, is Santa real?

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the popul...

Did you hear about the guy who bought a surge protector for his balls?

He wanted to protect the family Joules

A lethargic eunuch checks himself into the hospital.

"Doctor, I've lost all my energy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctors run a series of tests, but they can't find anything wrong with the eunuch.

"I'm sorry, but we don't know what's causing your fatigue. We've tested for anemia, depression, sleeping disorders, and we've turned up nothin...

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Proof that Santa doesn’t exists

There are about 2 billion children on earth. But Santa does not have to visit Muslims, Hindus, Jews or Buddhists, which reduces the number to 15% or 378 million. Thus, with a world average of 3.5 children per household, there are 108 million households to visit if we can assume that there are at le...

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