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In Concert Jokes

Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.

Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.

I once paid $20 to go see Prince in concert.

But I partied like it was $19.99

When my wife and I argue, we’re like a band in concert

we start with some new stuff, and then we roll out our greatest hits

I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night

He didn't see me though

After my wife had her baby, we took a trip to Dollywood.

We actually saw Dolly herself in concert! My wife was sad when it was over, but it was just a touch of post-Parton depression.

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I asked my chemo patient how she was doing as we started our visit. “Oh, I’m so excited for Saturday! I’m going with a bunch of friends to go see Justin Bieber in concert… front row!” Flabbergasted, I replied, “What?! Why would you do that? COVID is at all-time highs…

…and probably 1 in 5 people around you in that place will be transmitting with every breath they take. And all that screaming and singing!”

Cheerfully, she replied, “oh that should be no problem, right? After all, you said I have a weekend immune system!”

Classical music is such a scam...

You pay hundreds of dollars to go see Mozart live and in concert, and every time it's just a cover band

My dog loves chasing cars

He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert

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