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Performances Jokes

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German girlfriend

My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.

I work as the lead singer in a U2 tribute band that provides free performances for charities and at protests

I'm a pro bono pro Bono

I feel bad for Sacha Baron Cohen. People rave about his performances in Borat and Da Ali G Show…

… but We Don’t Talk About Bruno.

Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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I told my therapist about my compulsion to methodically disrupt live musical performances.

She said, “That’s disconcerting.”

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Religious groups put on performances for an audience

The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away.

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