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Hung Jury Jokes

Magic Mike and his buddies get called for jury duty

Case was declared a mistrial on account of a hung jury

I was on the jury for a murder trial

Someone pulled my pants down as I entered the court room.

They declared it a hung jury....and the accused got off.

She was still convicted though.

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Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster

The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury

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Ron Jeremy was arrested for sexual assault

Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court.
Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.

I hate to break it to you, but it doesn't matter if Epstein committed suicide. If those cases had ever gone to court -

- it would have been a hung jury.

I just got to know that my wife cheated on me with all the jury members of my trial

Can't blame her though, it was a hung jury

I got summoned for jury duty today...

When my name was eventually called, this blonde bombshell prosecutor looked me up and down then immediately dismissed me.

Something about not wanting to risk a "hung jury".

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What do you call a group of 12 male porn stars when they meet in a court room?

A hung jury

What do you call a jury of well-endowed gentlemen?

A hung jury.

So a guy kills himself the night he gets acquitted of murder.

No one explained to him what a hung jury meant.

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There once was a court case against a company that sold penis enlargement supplements. They got off easily enough, true, but bribery was suspected...

it ended with a hung jury.

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

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