IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years...
...but they're having a really hard time putting their case together.
I know federal prosecutors have a 99% conviction rate. But I'm a little nervous.
Because Trump picked his cabinet from the 1%.
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Ron Jeremy was arrested for sexual assault
Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court. Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.
A man was recently murdered at an ice factory
The prosecutors said it was a cold blooded killer.
So I live in a small town
The town is really small. There some rich people, but not a lot. One of them, however, is my neighbor. He is a doctor, but also owns a tiny motel with his wife called the Spanish Inn. A couple of years later, the motel mysteriously burns down. The couple tries to file for insurance, but the inspecto...