What is Homer Simpson's favorite part of a pizza?

The D'oh!



This one occurred to me while I was making pizza today. Yeah, clearly I'm 6...

What martial art does Homer Simpson practice?

Jeet Kune D’oh!

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Marge Simpson was one of TV’s first LGBTQ+ characters

She was animation’s first Homer-sexual

A girl asked me are you a simp?

I said no my father was a simp, me and my brothers are actually Simpsons

How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy.

I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.

Simpsons

Its too bad homer was never a baker, hed be good working with all the D'oh

OJ Simpson was being interviewed the other day. The reporter asked if he'd considered getting married again.

OJ said he had thought about taking another stab at it.

How do you reach OJ Simpson’s website?

Slash / slash / backslash \ ESCape

What Simpson's character does the best power points ?

Slideshow Bob

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What do you call Homer Simpson accidently banging his head at the end of a wank?

A Doh! - nut

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Mr Simpson owned a high end clothing store.

One day, just around closing up, a pretty young woman walks in, browses for a bit and ends up staring at a very expensive designer dress standing proudly in the centre of the store.
Mr Simpson notices, quietly walks up beside her and says 'it's a beauty, isn't it?'
She glances at him, sighs ...

I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off

It says “don’t halve a cow, man”.

They really butchered the catchphrase.

What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and Christopher Reeve?

OJ got to walk, Christopher got the chair

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

Homerphobic.

My 10 year old Son just came up with this one and I couldn't be more proud: What's Batman's favourite fruit?

A Banananananananananananananananana

EDIT: Thank you everyone for the awards and kind words! Just to clarify:

* Yes, he does know the 60's batman theme. My partner loves campy batman so it was inevitable. [The Simpsons](https://youtu.be/TQepz5rsS6E?t=88) also made sure of that.
* Gi...

Alan Dershowitz has defended O.J. Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump

The stabber, the nabber, and the grabber

Bart Simpson goes to a bar

He introduces himself to the barkeep and orders a drink that is enthusiastically provided to him.
Bart downs the drink, keels over and dies.

A patron sitting at the bar observing all this exclaims to the bar keep, "Oh my God! What just happened? Did you just poison Bart Simpson?!"

T...

What did Nicole Simpson tell Ron Goldman when they we’re having an affair?

You can eat me out but the juice might kill ya

Man o.j simpson was a great football player

He killed it on and off the field

What's Homer Simpson's favorite song?

Sweet Child D'oh! Mine

What do OJ Simpson and the Pittsburgh Steelers have in common?

They beat up on the Browns.

Oj Simpson is ready to remarry...

He knows the last marriage didn't end so well... but he's ready to take another stab at it.

Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet.

Albert Einstein says “If I can’t answer your question, i’ll give you a million dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.”

Homer says “ok”

Albert Einstein says “I’ll start: What is the capital of France?”

Homer says “lol idk”

Homer gives E...

Why did O.J. Simpson want to flee to Alabama?

Everybody there shares the same DNA.

(Mandatory ba dum tss).

OJ Simpson, Scott Peterson, and Oscar Pistorius walk into a bar...

...all three order a Bloody Mary.

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Caddyshack?

One had a Bronco pursuit and the other had Chevy Chase.

Why was OJ Simpson turned down for the role of Thanos?

The glove didn’t fit.

Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer

And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.

What is O.J. Simpson's favorite drink?

Margarita, but he swears he never wanted tequila.

Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?!

Oh, that's right, we didn't...

Apple is developing a product—invented by Bart Simpson—that cleans your vehicle.

The iCaroomba

What is O.J. Simpson's internet address?

Slash slash backslash slash slash escape

What game does Homer Simpson always lose?

Tic Tac Doh!

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During OJ Simpson's First Trial, He and his lawyer are in the bathroom...

they are both standing at the urinals and the lawyer can't help but notice that OJ has Nicole tattooed onto his dick, he leans over and says "Between you and me, I know you killed your wife, so why did you have her name tattooed onto your dick?"

OJ answers "Just because she is dead, doesn't m...

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An old Simpson's joke.

A man walks into a bar, and sits down on a barstool, placing a small brown bag on the counter next to him. He signals to the bartender and then proceeds to down 3 shots of scotch.

The bartender, being no fool asks, “Hey man what’s wrong?”

Without replying the man slowly reaches over an...

Why did the Italian Homer Simpson buy his wife cheese?

Because it was Formaggio

What's OJ Simpson's favorite drink?

A Bloody Mary.

What would the Simpsons do...

If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?

Why do they call OJ Simpson “OJ”?

Because he beats women to a pulp.

OJ Simpson finally confessed!!!

They squeezed it outta him!

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons...

If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood...

So OJ Simpson is walking through the woods with his new girlfriend...

So OJ Simpson is walking through the woods with his new girlfriend and it starts to get dark.

"It's getting dark, Juice, I'm scared," she says.

OJ turns to her and says,"You're scared?! I gotta walk out of these woods alone!"

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Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son?

he realized he was a Bartender

I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

I heard O J Simpson likes to play golf. I think I can beat him.

He's out of practice and I heard he has a terrible slice.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show?

The Simpsons

New England Patriots to bring OJ Simpson on staff...

In an interview, Simpson stated he got the job after responding to a Craigslist ad. He added, "They were looking for a defensive coordinator, and I just though to myself... nobody has more success at building a strong defense than I do."

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What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish?

Homer-sexual

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa?

One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.

What did they call it when Bart Simpson met Steve Jobs?

iCaramba

I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner.

He's good at carving white meat.

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I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years...

Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?

O. J. Simpson

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? "Go axe your mother."

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return

Home

Slash

Slash

Backslash

Shift

Shift

Shift

Escape

In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again...

He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."

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O.J. Simpson Dies

O.J. Simpson dies and went to hell. When he arrived the Devil met him and began the orientation process. The Devil told O.J. that here in hell you get to decide how you want to spend the rest of eternity. They go to the first door and inside is Josef Stalin, he is being burnt alive over and over. T...

What do you call a beta male's son?

A Simpson

My friend went to the doctors worrying that he had caught the Coronavirus from his complete collection of Matt Groening animation figures.

Luckily his diagnosis was negative, despite having all the Simpsons.

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