It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said: "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Ch...
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to be read in the voice of george st. pierre (NSFW)
so there is this french canadian guy out in the bar, in alberta, he's having a few drinks he's buying rounds, having a real good time. he meets some girls, starts buying them drinks, and next thing you know he's out on the dance floor, making out and working that french pelvis of his, and with his ...
The other day I was playing 2 truths and a lie.
Well, technically I was testifying in a murder trial.
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife."Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man test-ified. "So naturally when I am hom...
What's more fun than watching a drunk parallel park?
Testifying against them.
Lawyer and Witness
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
Three televangelists were debating whose denomination was the correct one. After much debate and getting nowhere they decided to settle the matter by invoking a miracle. They all agreed that walking on water would be a good challenge, so they go to a local pond.
Pentecostal goes fi...