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Homicides Jokes

1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note.

But of course you are too busy to read it.

Joe the Train Conductor

Joe, a train conductor, was driving his train when he fell asleep at the controls. The train suffered a terrible crash and only those in the front of the train survived. Joe was put on trial for the negligent homicide of nearly a hundred people. He was found guilty and sentenced to death by the elec...

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