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What do you say to a guy trying to hold open a revolving door?

Nothing. It'll hit him eventually.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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We're doing married golfer jokes now?

One day a man and his wife are golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, doglegs right around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it wi...

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