My friend successfully guessed the first present I'd got him for his Cuban themed party, but not the second present.
Clothes but no cigar.
The coroner has released Norm Macdonald's official cause of death
you guessed it, Frank Stallone
How to cook sausages
Once upon a time there was a little girl and one day her mommy decided it was time for her to learn how to cook sausages.
So she explains, slowly and patiently:
"You cut off the ends of the sausages, put a non-stick pan over a medium heat, and then add the sausages. Keep co...
There is nothing worse than being second guessed.
But I'm not sure
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A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.”
Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Rob said "today is my birthday, i'm feeling LUCKY and I guess 8".
The owner said, “You were very close, the lucky numb...
A little story from WWII
A Russian patrol was going through the woods of Finland when they were wiped out, one by one, by a sniper hidden in the deep firs, who killed the lot, but for one man. "One Finn is better than ten Russians!" He was taunted as he ran away.
He returned to his base, and the platoon commande...
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.
Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to He...