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Goblin Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Did you here about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?

Well now he's all right

What do you call a homeless goblin?

A goblout.

Did you know the Green Goblin decided to turn good and team up with Spider-Man?

Yeah, he's now Willem Dafriend

Why do goblins have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

I really hoped that Green Goblin would turn out to be a protagonist...

...but he's always Dafoe.

A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell

A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..."

"Well, yes, is that a problem?"

"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for p...

Who is Green Goblin in Spiderman?

Dafoe

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A girl named Yu was being held captive by a tribe of goblins...

The goblins were very particular about how they did things, as they enjoyed toying with their captives. They all had a bizarre sense of humor.

“Let me go!” shouted Yu, who was suspended twenty feet in the air by ropes and pulleys. The goblins just chuckled at the fact that they knew she could...

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

Silly Rabbi

There was a village at the base of a mountain inhabited by mystical creatures known as Trids.
Each year the Trids would climb the mountain. At the very top of the mountain lived a goblin. Upon reaching the top of the mountain the goblin would kick the Trids back down. The Trids loved this tradit...

When is a turkey scary?

When it's a goblin.

NSFW What do you call a gnome with it's head up a woman's dress?

A Goblin

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Goblins

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman sto...

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What do you call a door knob thief?

What do you call a door knob thief?

A knob goblin…
I’ll show myself out….

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When it's head is up a fairy's skit, then it's a goblin.

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?

By goblin it.

Sorry

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you call a fairy giving a blow job

A Goblin

Three guys arrive at the pearly gates...

St. Peter says "OK, we've kind of streamlined the entry process here. I'm going to ask you a single question, and if you answer it correctly you will be admitted into heaven." He turns to the first guy and says "What is Easter?" The guy says "Easter, huh? Let me see... Isn't there a tree involved? S...

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Yank goes to Ireland on vacation.

Goes for a walk in the forest sees a little fella dressed in green with his head bobbing up and down between his legs, so the yank asks him are you Leprechaun? and the little fela says no im just a Goblin!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin.

I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What do you call a cock sucking gremlin?

A nob gobbling hob goblin.

New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes.

When is a pixie not a pixie?

When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!

When is an elf not an elf?

When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.

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