Did you here about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?

Well now he's all right

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Who is Green Goblin in Spiderman?


Why do goblins have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

Silly Rabbi

There was a village at the base of a mountain inhabited by mystical creatures known as Trids.
Each year the Trids would climb the mountain. At the very top of the mountain lived a goblin. Upon reaching the top of the mountain the goblin would kick the Trids back down. The Trids loved this tradit...

What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween?


So a politician dies...

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

‟So, you’re a politician...”
‟Well, yes, is that a problem?”
‟Oh no, no problem. But we have recently adopted a new system for people in your line of wo...

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What do you call a fairy giving a blow job

A Goblin

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?

By goblin it.


What do you call a goblin who specializes in blood magic?

A hemogoblin

NSFW What do you call a gnome with it's head up a woman's dress?

A goblin.

When is a pixie not a pixie?

When she has her head down an elf's pants. Then she's a goblin

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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman sto...

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin.

I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Three guys arrive at the pearly gates...

St. Peter says "OK, we've kind of streamlined the entry process here. I'm going to ask you a single question, and if you answer it correctly you will be admitted into heaven." He turns to the first guy and says "What is Easter?" The guy says "Easter, huh? Let me see... Isn't there a tree involved? S...

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What do you call a cock sucking gremlin?

A nob gobbling hob goblin.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes.

When is a pixie not a pixie?

When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!

When is an elf not an elf?

When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.

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