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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Did you here about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?

Well now he's all right

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A girl named Yu was being held captive by a tribe of goblins...

The goblins were very particular about how they did things, as they enjoyed toying with their captives. They all had a bizarre sense of humor.

“Let me go!” shouted Yu, who was suspended twenty feet in the air by ropes and pulleys. The goblins just chuckled at the fact that they knew she could...

A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell

A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..."

"Well, yes, is that a problem?"

"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for p...

Who is Green Goblin in Spiderman?

Dafoe

Which Marvel villain loves Thanksgiving the most?

Goblin

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What do you call a door knob thief?

What do you call a door knob thief?

A knob goblin…
I’ll show myself out….

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When it's head is up a fairy's skit, then it's a goblin.

What do you call a goblin who specializes in blood magic?

A hemogoblin

What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween?

Goblin

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Silly Rabbi

There was a village at the base of a mountain inhabited by mystical creatures known as Trids.
Each year the Trids would climb the mountain. At the very top of the mountain lived a goblin. Upon reaching the top of the mountain the goblin would kick the Trids back down. The Trids loved this tradit...

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin.

I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?

By goblin it.

Sorry

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Goblins

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman sto...

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Yank goes to Ireland on vacation.

Goes for a walk in the forest sees a little fella dressed in green with his head bobbing up and down between his legs, so the yank asks him are you Leprechaun? and the little fela says no im just a Goblin!

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you call a fairy giving a blow job

A Goblin

NSFW What do you call a gnome with it's head up a woman's dress?

A goblin.

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What do you call a cock sucking gremlin?

A nob gobbling hob goblin.

Three guys arrive at the pearly gates...

St. Peter says "OK, we've kind of streamlined the entry process here. I'm going to ask you a single question, and if you answer it correctly you will be admitted into heaven." He turns to the first guy and says "What is Easter?" The guy says "Easter, huh? Let me see... Isn't there a tree involved? S...

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Sick Dwarf

So two Dwarves are walking through the woods when one of them starts to feel really queasy, he turns to the other dwarf and says, ‘I really do not feel well! I feel really dizzy and light headed’
The second dwarf tells his sick pal to sit down on a tree stump put his head between his legs and tak...

New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes.

When is a pixie not a pixie?

When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!

When is an elf not an elf?

When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.

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