How do you summon a daemon?

$ sudo launchctl load -w /System/Library/LaunchDaemons/ssh.plist

What do you call an actor thats a program?

What do you call a guy thats an actor and a program?
Matt Daemon Tools.

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You have died and gone to hell

When you arrive in hell, you are greeted with a very happy and joyful Satan

Satan: WELCOME TO HELL!!!!! Please, let’s get you checked in and see where you will fit in our depths.

Satan scans the book of life. Locates your name

Satan: Ohhh, I see!!!! OH, WOW that is a lot of ti...

[Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax?

Because they're constantly battling their daemons.

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