What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy?
A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!
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The Leprechaun Thief
I met a Leprechaun once, in a pub in Ireland. He was just minding his own business when I sat down on the stool next to him and ordered my drink.
"Your favourite Stout, please.", i said to the bartender. The Leprechaun turned his head and sized me up.
"You're a proper lad", he quipped....
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