Lupin: "Harry, there are two things I need to talk to you about. The first thing is, I'm a werewolf. The second thing is..."

Harry: "Are you f\*\*king serious?"

Lupin: "How did you know?"

What do you call a werewolf, who doesn't know he's a werewolf ?

Unawarewolf.

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy....

Either way, the silver bullets work.

A medieval werewolf becomes an alchemist

Others say, “What use do werewolves have of gold?”

Undeterred, he successfully makes gold and shows it to them.

“What do we do with it?”

Another werewolf looks at it. “Dunno. Eat it?”

Thus, the golden retriever was born.

A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe

What do you call a werewolve that doesnt know its a werewolf

An un were wolf

How do you know a person is a werewolf...

...and not just someone with a beast infection?

My house was bitten by a werewolf.

Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space.

What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

Arooooooogula

What's worse then a Werewolf?

What's worse then a werewolf?



a Rightherewolf!

How do you support a werewolf's YouTube channel?

Lycan subscribe

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A man burst into the Elder's tent, saying that his son had spotted a werewolf and it wished to speak to him.

The Elder had the boy lead them all to where he saw it and when they all get there, all they see is a regular wolf, standing patiently at the line of stones that marked the border of the village.

The Elder approached it carefully, eyeing the wolf. "You." He spoke, "Wished to speak to me?"
...

I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.

I think I'm lycan it so far.

Wolf: "I am a wolf"

Werewolf: "I am aware, Wolf"

What did Harry Potter say when he found out the werewolf that had been terrorising his school was his Godfather?

You cannot be Sirius

Where does a werewolf get a new tail?

At the re-tail store!

Oneday the Werewolf man comes home from work.

His wife asks him "Hi Honey, how was work" to which he replies, "Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! ". Later that evening she asks him if he's hungry and wants to eat. He replies "Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all...

What do you call a fat Irish werewolf?

O'beast

How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!
^^^^First ^^^^gold ^^^^for ^^^^this?

My friend who’s a werewolf brought his kids over to my BBQ. They tore my new couch into shreds

No wonder it’s called a litter

I would post my really amazing werewolf joke here

But I’m worried someone would give me Reddit Silver.

What did the werewolf youtuber ask his viewers to do?

Lycan subscribe

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Jupiter has a total of 64 moons.

Their werewolf problem must be enormous.

Dang girl. Are you a werewolf...

Cause I'm lycan what I see.

Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?

He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

I used to be a Werewolf.

But I’m alright NAAAOOOOOOOW...

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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A Kid knocked on my door the night before Halloween...

I opened the door and he shouted

“Trick or Treat !”

I replied back to him

“It’s not even Halloween yet and what have you come as then?”

“A Werewolf!”

He shouts again, I replied...

“But you’re just in normal clothes”

And the little shit said

...

I taught a wolf to meditate.

Now he’s a werewolf.

A man was walking in the woods when he was attacked by a wolf

The man miraculously managed to escape from the wolf with just a deep bite on the arm.


While he was being treated by the doctor, he confided that he thought it might have been a werewolf, so the doctor, humoring him, decided to run some tests.


"Good news," said the doctor...

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So, it's a full moon tonight. Tomorrow I'll wake up in some woods, naked and covered in bodily fluids...

...oh no, I'm not a werewolf, I'm going dogging.

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