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What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf?

A un-aware wolf

Lupin: "Harry, there are two things I need to talk to you about. The first thing is, I'm a werewolf. The second thing is..."

Harry: "Are you f\*\*king serious?"

Lupin: "How did you know?"

My house was bitten by a werewolf.

Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space.

How do you support a werewolf's YouTube channel?

Lycan subscribe

Where does a werewolf get a new tail?

At the re-tail store!

What do you call a werewolf in plain sight?

A therewolf.

My wife wasn't sure about getting a pet werewolf at first

But she's since taken a real lycan to him.

What's worse then a Werewolf?

What's worse then a werewolf?



a Rightherewolf!

A medieval werewolf becomes an alchemist

Others say, “What use do werewolves have of gold?”

Undeterred, he successfully makes gold and shows it to them.

“What do we do with it?”

Another werewolf looks at it. “Dunno. Eat it?”

Thus, the golden retriever was born.

I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.

I think I'm lycan it so far.

What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf ?

A unawarewolf.

My friend told me he's a werewolf...

I think he's just a lunatic

A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

What do you call a fat Irish werewolf?

O'beast

Wolf: "I am a wolf"

Werewolf: "I am aware, Wolf"

I saw a werewolf behind the bus stop last night!

Or a really hairy homeless guy.

Either way, the silver bullet worked!

How do you know a person is a werewolf...

...and not just someone with a beast infection?

Oneday the Werewolf man comes home from work.

His wife asks him "Hi Honey, how was work" to which he replies, "Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! ". Later that evening she asks him if he's hungry and wants to eat. He replies "Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all...

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A man burst into the Elder's tent, saying that his son had spotted a werewolf and it wished to speak to him.

The Elder had the boy lead them all to where he saw it and when they all get there, all they see is a regular wolf, standing patiently at the line of stones that marked the border of the village.

The Elder approached it carefully, eyeing the wolf. "You." He spoke, "Wished to speak to me?"
...

What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

Arooooooogula

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!
^^^^First ^^^^gold ^^^^for ^^^^this?

I would post my really amazing werewolf joke here

But I’m worried someone would give me Reddit Silver.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?

Harry Potter

On Halloween, a werewolf went out dressed as a Klingon, but got lost

He's a Wear-Worf Where-Wolf

Jupiter has a total of 64 moons.

Their werewolf problem must be enormous.

What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in Common

Nipple hair

My friend who’s a werewolf brought his kids over to my BBQ. They tore my new couch into shreds

No wonder it’s called a litter

What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?

A lycan'tthrope

The Halloween costume

A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a were...

Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?

He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.

Dang girl. Are you a werewolf...

Cause I'm lycan what I see.

A man was walking in the woods when he was attacked by a wolf

The man miraculously managed to escape from the wolf with just a deep bite on the arm.


While he was being treated by the doctor, he confided that he thought it might have been a werewolf, so the doctor, humoring him, decided to run some tests.


"Good news," said the doctor...

I used to be a Werewolf.

But I’m alright NAAAOOOOOOOW...

I have a friend who was obsessed with the moon.

Lunar cycles, werewolf lore, eclipse dates, he knew all about them and then some. The really strange part was he focused solely on the moon in this way, no other part of space.

Made him easy to shop for though. Werewolf movies, moon pies, he'd love them just for being tangentially connected t...

I taught a wolf to meditate.

Now he’s a werewolf.

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A Kid knocked on my door the night before Halloween...

I opened the door and he shouted

“Trick or Treat !”

I replied back to him

“It’s not even Halloween yet and what have you come as then?”

“A Werewolf!”

He shouts again, I replied...

“But you’re just in normal clothes”

And the little shit said

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So, it's a full moon tonight. Tomorrow I'll wake up in some woods, naked and covered in bodily fluids...

...oh no, I'm not a werewolf, I'm going dogging.

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