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Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf?

A un-aware wolf

How do you support a werewolf's YouTube channel?

Lycan subscribe

Lupin: "Harry, there are two things I need to talk to you about. The first thing is, I'm a werewolf. The second thing is..."

Harry: "Are you f\*\*king serious?"

Lupin: "How did you know?"

What's worse then a Werewolf?

What's worse then a werewolf?



a Rightherewolf!

Where does a werewolf get a new tail?

At the re-tail store!

I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.

I think I'm lycan it so far.

My house was bitten by a werewolf.

Now, in the light of the full moon, it becomes a werehouse. Not evil or anything, just more storage space..

I saw a werewolf behind the bus stop last night!

Or a really hairy homeless guy.

Either way, the silver bullet worked!

What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf?

An unawarewolf.

What do you call a werewolf in plain sight?

A therewolf.

whats the difference between a Politician and a Werewolf?

one of them is an inhuman beast who has thrown away their humanity and has no concern or care for the people they hurt.

the other is a werewolf

What is a Werewolfs favourite green?

Aroooo-gula!

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A man burst into the Elder's tent, saying that his son had spotted a werewolf and it wished to speak to him.

The Elder had the boy lead them all to where he saw it and when they all get there, all they see is a regular wolf, standing patiently at the line of stones that marked the border of the village.

The Elder approached it carefully, eyeing the wolf. "You." He spoke, "Wished to speak to me?"
...

What does a werewolf YouTuber say at the end of his videos?

Don't forget to lycan subscribe!

My wife wasn't sure about getting a pet werewolf at first

But she's since taken a real lycan to him.

What do you call a fat Irish werewolf?

O'beast

How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!
^^^^First ^^^^gold ^^^^for ^^^^this?

What did Harry Potter say when he found out the werewolf that had been terrorising his school was his Godfather?

You cannot be Sirius

My friend told me he's a werewolf...

I think he's just a lunatic

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Did you hear about the werewolf who cut out butt meat to try to eat healthier?

It's called a glute-free diet

A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe

What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

Arooooooogula

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

Oneday the Werewolf man comes home from work.

His wife asks him "Hi Honey, how was work" to which he replies, "Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! ". Later that evening she asks him if he's hungry and wants to eat. He replies "Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all...

Jupiter has a total of 64 moons.

Their werewolf problem must be enormous.

What's the difference between a werewolf and and a mundane woman?

One of them turns into a horrific uncontrollable rage monster for a specific time every month and the other one looks like a wolf.

How do you know a person is a werewolf...

...and not just someone with a beast infection?

Dang girl. Are you a werewolf...

Cause I'm lycan what I see.

What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?

Lycan sub scribe

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?

Harry Potter

Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?

He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.

On Halloween, a werewolf went out dressed as a Klingon, but got lost

He's a Wear-Worf Where-Wolf

I would post my really amazing werewolf joke here

But I’m worried someone would give me Reddit Silver.

What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in Common

Nipple hair

A man was walking in the woods when he was attacked by a wolf

The man miraculously managed to escape from the wolf with just a deep bite on the arm.


While he was being treated by the doctor, he confided that he thought it might have been a werewolf, so the doctor, humoring him, decided to run some tests.


"Good news," said the doctor...

I used to be a Werewolf.

But I’m alright NAAAOOOOOOOW...

What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?

Werewolf

A monster party

To celebrate Halloween, the classic Halloween monsters decided to throw a party. At full swing, some of the monsters decided to have a drink and sit down.

The werewolf said, “I can’t believe everyone came!”

Dracula chuckled and said, “Yes, this is a good party.”

Frankenstein’s m...

My friend who’s a werewolf brought his kids over to my BBQ. They tore my new couch into shreds

No wonder it’s called a litter

A guy walks into a bar on Halloween

A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a were...

I have a friend who was obsessed with the moon.

Lunar cycles, werewolf lore, eclipse dates, he knew all about them and then some. The really strange part was he focused solely on the moon in this way, no other part of space.

Made him easy to shop for though. Werewolf movies, moon pies, he'd love them just for being tangentially connected t...

I taught a wolf to meditate.

Now he’s a werewolf.

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A Kid knocked on my door the night before Halloween...

I opened the door and he shouted

“Trick or Treat !”

I replied back to him

“It’s not even Halloween yet and what have you come as then?”

“A Werewolf!”

He shouts again, I replied...

“But you’re just in normal clothes”

And the little shit said

...

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So, it's a full moon tonight. Tomorrow I'll wake up in some woods, naked and covered in bodily fluids...

...oh no, I'm not a werewolf, I'm going dogging.

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