What do you call a Passive Aggressive Ogre with one eye?
What do you get when you cross two squares with an ogre?
What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt?
A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.
Why aren’t children allowed to watch movies about green ogres?
Because of all the Shrexual content.
What currency do Jewish ogres use?
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what do you call nonconcensual ogre sex?
What is an ogre's favorite meal?
What do you call an ogre who gets a C in a test?
What do you call it when Shrek gets mad?
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
the Ogre and the Trids
Once upon a time long, long ago there were beings called Trids barely making a living on the side of a hill. They knew, however, that there was a beautiful field of valuable Flurd just on the other side of the hill, and if they could get their hands on some of that Flurd, their lives would improve i...
How does Shrek like his eggs?
remember when shrek used his giant green hands to take the helmet off of his giant green head
and fiona was shocked he turned out to be an ogre
The kingdom of the ogre.
Once upon a time, an evil ogre ruled over the land of the Trids. Most of the time he left his subjects alone, and even managed the kingdom quite well, and times were prosperous. But once a week, he would come down from his hilltop castle and spend an hour *kicking* every Trid he saw. Doesn’t matt...
Why did no one want to be near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
Me and a friend were eating Shrek's baby for dinner. My friend thought the meal was great.
Myself, I thought it was a little meaty ogre.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy
A Pondering thought on Shrek
Do you think Shrek ever told fiona that he was head ogre heels for her?
What’s it called when too many animals move into Shrek’s swamp?
What the food critic say after eating Shrek?
"He was just meaty ogre"
Stupid joke I made when I was young
What do you call a fat monster who’s okay-at-best at his job?
Tom, a notorious womanizer...
...dies and goes to hell.
The devil is walking him down the brimstone corridors, showing him around the place. "You know, Tom," he says, "just because you're in hell doesn't mean you have to stay here. You can go to heaven if you'd like... and sit on a cloud all day, playing the harp... i...
They say ugly girls have great personalities...
That's because ogres have layers
The Rabbi in Trinidad
Once upon a time, there lived an Israeli Rabbi. He was a kind old man who always meant well, and was well liked, even if he could be a little over zealous at times. He heard one day that there was a spot being offered as a missionary to travel to a small village in Trinidad and teach the town's fo...
A Jewish man traveled to a small mountain island
He was greeted at the harbor by a friendly resident who took him on a tour of the town. As they were walking, they heard a squeal and saw a small furry creature falling down the mountain, tumbling past them before rolling to a stop. The Jewish man looked on in astonishment at this exotic creature. <...
What did Shrek say when he tripped over Donkey?
Sorry, didn't see you ogre there.
I put on Shrek and fell asleep. I woke up and it was over.
I ogre slept.
How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?
Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids...
The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.
The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their ministe...