Sauron Jokes

It has a nice ring to it

Sauron captured Bilbo Baggins and tried to torture him to tell where the magic ring was hidden. Soon the hobbit blurted out "I think Gollum has it!"

Then Sauron captured Gollum and tortured him, but the old evil and corrupted hobbit wouldn't talk.

It turns out bad hobbits are hard to... read more

Sauron has more doors.

He ate in Mordoration

On the one Ring

The I seeeeee youuuuuuuuuu

More doors.

Through the Moor door.

The Department of Mordor Vehicles

Mordorola

On an eye pad.

It needed more door.

Because he wanted more doors.

Because he lived in Mordor.

With Mordor-vation!

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

ICU

Nuva Ring

An optical allusion.

The hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, sat in Fangorn Forest to hear the first annual post-Sauron "Ent Comedy Jam."

With them was Gandalf, returned from over Sea with Frodo in tow just for the occasion. No one in living memory – at least now that the elves were all in the Undying Lands to... read more

Mountain Dewm

A La-Barad-dûr

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R... read more

His teacher looks at it and her face scrunches up in confusion as she rotates the paper to read the text.

"Sauron," she says, "why is all the text on these pages going in circles?"

"Oh," says Sauron, "I didn't have any lined paper so I had to make my own."

"But why does it go in... read more

Voldemort goes and knocks on Snape’s door.

“Who is it?”

Voldemort: “THE DARK LORD!!”

Snape: “Sauron?”

Voldemort: “No no, the other one”

Snape: “Vader?”

Voldemort, irritated, thunders: “THE ONE YOU FEAR THE MOST!!”

Snape, confused: “Hermione??”

Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"

Sauron: "No, Mordor."

They use Sauron wrap

As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity.
He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ... read more