Just burned 2,000 calories.......

That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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What do you get if you make a weed brownie in the shape of your mother’s vagina?

An Edible Oedipal Edible

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A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade

“Hey mister, ya want some lemonade?”

The stockbroker is just getting out of his brand new BMW in a nice tailored suit. He was about to walk past when he a double take at the sign that says “Lemonade $50”.


“Your sign is wrong kid. I think you mean fifty cents.”

The little gi...

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Why'd you put ex-lax in the pot brownies?

Ah... Just for shits and giggles.

Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor?

because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you

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Ate some Fiber One brownies

That shit was amazing.

What is worse than a Boy Scout in your pocket?

A Brownie in your pants.

The cops confiscated all my brownies at a bake sale.

Jokes on them, the weed was in the apple pie.

What's blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

"Hey Honey, I made some brownies as an apology for wrecking your car today." "You did what?!"

"Brownies, you deaf idiot"

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Old World War II political joke my granddad told me when I was a kid.

I'll try to retell it exactly as he told it to me when I was about seven or so.

>There's this intersection with a four way stop. Four cars displaying reichstag flags approach the intersection. You know, like those official flags the president's got, except they got the kraut eagle and car...

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked.

What did the stoner say to his friend?

I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What do brownies and vaginas have in common?

Nothing worse than a dry one

I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it

I couldn't keep the damn thing lit.

I can’t stop eating these weed brownies my mom made.

I guess I have an edible complex

What is the opposite of a brownie?

A cracker.

What's the hardest part about eating a brownie?

Having to face her parents at the sentencing.

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An electrical engineer is wrongly accused of a crime.

His name is Myto and he swears he did not kill anybody. However, all the evidence points to him. Of course, he gets 25 years in prison.

When he gets to prison, he meets his bunkmate, Big Joel. Now, contrary to what you may think, Big Joel was not a rapist. In fact, he was the nicest man Myto...

The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987

are done if anyone wants some.

I ate a couple brownies the other day

Now I'm not allowed back at the girlscout meetings anymore

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People ask me all the time why I like putting laxatives in my pot brownies...

... I don't really know. I guess I'm just in it for the shits and gigs.

What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common?

Urine for a treat.

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Selling Toothbrushes. Source: My Dad

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One day a man was walking down the street when he sees a kid on the corner selling tooth brushes. The kid asks him, "Hey sir would you like to buy a toothbrush?"
The man says, "I would except I already have one at home. I don't need one right now but do you want a tip to help...

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How many of those brownies did you eat, private?

"All of them sir!"

"That was my stash private."

"Negative sir it was labeled private!"

What do steaks and pot brownies have in common?

If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned.

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A salesman is peddling his goods from door to door in a massive high-rise building.

He knocks at a young man’s apartment and asks him, “Would you like to buy a top-of-the-line toothbrush? It’s only ten dollars.”

“Ten bucks for a toothbrush!” the man yells. “What moron would pay ten dollars for a toothbrush? You’re out of your mind.”

“All right then,” the salesman cont...

Free Speech

Dude:I believe in freedom of speech


Bro:So does everyone else you idiot.You don't get brownie points for believing in a basic right


Dude:Hey you can't say that!

My friend's parents run a marijuana bakery.

They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my friend is odd. He will only eat edibles made by his mother, and he never touches edibles made by his father.



I think he has an edible complex.

I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip.

I fudged a Brownie.

There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.

His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...

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The Little Debbie company is trying to make a new snack

In a meeting room, several people are trying to make the new snack everyone will love

a guy who really likes chocolate: what if we made brownies with even more chocolate on them?

everyone couldn't seem to get behind the idea, so they kept trying to find a new idea

a dude who thi...

So everyone's at the Last Supper...

... and Jesus is speaking to his disciples.

He says "Take this bread, for it is my body. Take this wine, for it is my blood."

Then Peter turns to Paul and whispers "Don't eat the brownies!"

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It's a good thing Hitler didn't kill more black people.

Because I'd feel awful every time I said I wanted to bake brownies.

What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

[NSFW] Why did Roy Moore never miss a local Girl Scouts' meeting?

Because Brownies are delicious.

I noticed this morning that, due to the vibrations of the bus, the pieces of dessert that I was carrying were moving randomly within their container.

I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.

Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine baked...

in cookies, brownies and cake.

Heading to market

Little Johnny's mom sends him out to the store for some nuts so she can make brownies. On the way to the store, little johnny witnesses a horrendous car accident in which a car explodes with a man still inside. Stunned by what he jus saw he runs all the way home to tell his mom. He runs in and says...

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