What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost?

A poultry-geist!

My 8 year old son wrote this...

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Seen on a gas station board

What is a ghostly turkey called?

A poultry-geist

I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

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