What’s the difference between a witch and a warlock?

The spelling.

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A warlock, a cleric, and a sorcerer walk into a bar.

They order a few too many drinks and all begin boasting about their magic abilities, arguing over whose are better. Unable to agree who is the strongest, they decide that the best way to settle it is to have a contest.


Whoever can get them kicked out of the bar wins.


The warlo...

You know why Warlocks can’t get witches pregnant??

Because they have Holloweenies

What does a warlock drive on the beach?

A runebuggy.

What does a warlock farmer rap about?

Witches and hoes.

Why can't warlocks procreate?

Because they have a halloween

What was the warlock's favorite cookbook?

The Necronomnomnomicon.

A group of adventurers embarks on a quest

"DragonFlameKing", who is the highest level in the party, gathers the others before they begin the quest to discuss strategies and check their supplies.

-Alright, gear and equipments look fine so hear me out for a little bit. This quest is not too demanding but it's still hard. I am a Juggern...

HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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