My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Mixolydian, and Pentatonic.
The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
Where does Dorian Gray get his clothes?
Forever 21
Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic
It has not aged well.
What's the best thing about Dorian Grey jokes?
They never get old!
I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray
Never gets old
I know Dorian Gray is a common target for jokes...
...but let's be honest - jokes about him NEVER get old!
Since Dorian refuses to move
Can we downgrade it to a Not-in-a-Hurricane?
I often wonder why hurricanes have names like Andrew, Elisa, Katrina, Dorian, Irma
Name a hurricane: Death Megatron 2000, they'll automatically evacuate from their
I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian
but it came out Grey.
You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?
It's just a watered down Bahama Mama..
In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. "He's the best. He'll do a great job, believe me." the President said.
Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.
What color were the skies over the Bahamas thus weekend?
Dorian Gray
Tinder Date: "Oh wow, you’re way better looking than in your profile pic."
Dorian Gray: "Yeah, I get that a lot actually."
I painted a picture of the overcast sky today.
I call it "A Portrait of Dorian Grey."
If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend.
I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.
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