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My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Mixolydian, and Pentatonic.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

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Where does Dorian Gray get his clothes?

Forever 21

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Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic

It has not aged well.

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What's the best thing about Dorian Grey jokes?

They never get old!

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I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray

Never gets old

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I know Dorian Gray is a common target for jokes...

...but let's be honest - jokes about him NEVER get old!

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Since Dorian refuses to move

Can we downgrade it to a Not-in-a-Hurricane?

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I often wonder why hurricanes have names like Andrew, Elisa, Katrina, Dorian, Irma

Name a hurricane: Death Megatron 2000, they'll automatically evacuate from their

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I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian

but it came out Grey.

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You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?

It's just a watered down Bahama Mama..

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In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. "He's the best. He'll do a great job, believe me." the President said.

Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.

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What color were the skies over the Bahamas thus weekend?

Dorian Gray

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Tinder Date: "Oh wow, you’re way better looking than in your profile pic."

Dorian Gray: "Yeah, I get that a lot actually."

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I painted a picture of the overcast sky today.

I call it "A Portrait of Dorian Grey."

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If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend.

I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.

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