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There's a rumor an evil spirit is haunting houses nearby

They say that if it enters your house, your spelling starts to worsen. But that is only suprestition, ther is no whey deth e gost Ken du sash รจ t1ng, rait?

What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?

"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"

Is it possible for an evil spirit to be dyslexic ?

Asking for a fiend.

I'd like to hire a bad guy, demon, or evil spirit

asking for a Fiend

How do you get bullied by evil spirits?

By communicating with them with a Wedgie Board.

How do Ethiopian horses ward evil spirits away from their harnesses?

They bless the reins down in Africa

People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?"

It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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