Me: Sometimes I hear a voice and I think it might be an evil spirit, should I be afraid?
**Therapist:** That's actually quite common, sometimes I hear a whiny bitchass girly voice.
**Me:** What do you mean?
**Therapist:** There it goes again.
Is it possible for an evil spirit to be dyslexic ?
Asking for a fiend.
I'd like to hire a bad guy, demon, or evil spirit
asking for a Fiend
How do Ethiopian horses ward evil spirits away from their harnesses?
They bless the reins down in Africa
How do you get bullied by evil spirits?
By communicating with them with a Wedgie Board.
What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?
Try to neghostiate.
People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?"
It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
One day, workers at a hospital noticed something very peculiar.
Everyday Tuesday, at approximately 11:24 pm, whichever patient was lying in bed 3 in room 152 would inexplicably die, no matter what condition they were in. This phenomenon went on for sometime, baffling scientists and doctors all over the world and starting many conspiracy theories centered on the...