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'Hardy's, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow'

Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar

The CEO of strongbow has apparently delayed his decision on whether to continue pear or apple flavour.

Have you ever known anyone so indicidersive

Two Englishmen walk into a nearly empty American bar and one orders a pint of Strongbow

The bartender replies, "Oh, you boys must be British."

"You can tell from the order and accent, can you?" responds one of the Englishmen.

The bartender replies, "No, I can tell because you two lined up even though you're the only two at the bar!"

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