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Gas Chamber Jokes

What's the worst part about being a black Jew?

you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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In a Nazi concentration camp

The inmates were being led into the gas chamber. One of them slip in front of the door, hit his head and died on the spot, before going inside the gas chamber. And the rest of the inmates were gassed to death too.

They meet each other in heaven and started laughing hysterically about how the ...

We don't call them gas chambers.

We call them surprise mechanics.

- Nuremberg Trials 1945

If you put Holy Water in a humidifier

If you put Holy Water in a humidifier it turns the room into a gas chamber for vampires.

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Why don't Jews eat pussy?

It's too close to the gas chamber.

Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber.

If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!

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Man, black Jews must've had it rough...

They had to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

(I'm so sorry)

I want to die peacefully in my sleep

That's why I requested the gas chamber

My Great Grandpa nearly died in the holocaust! He was innocently doing his job when he was attacked by an angry mob!

Turns out the gas chamber malfunctioned.

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What's Hitlers favorite sex position?

Anal because he loves gas chambers

Scotsman, Englishman and Irish man...

...are sentenced to the gas chamber and they are given one last request.

Scotsman - a crate of whisky
Englishman - all the beautiful women in the world
Irishman - a piano

their requests are given and then their sentence is carried out.

The Guards return to check on their p...

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Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex?

It's too close to the gas chamber.

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