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Lithuania Jokes

A man sneezed in Lithuania

And everyone responded: "You're welcome".

What kind of berries are these?

\- What kind of berries are these?

\- These are red Currants

\- Then Why are they yellow?

\- Because they are green



Joke explanation for those who didn't understand really fun and smart joke.

So this joke is from Lithuania (it is a country in Europe) So fo...

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Old jokes about Russians ..from Soviet times... from Lithuania.

Few Days after Jurij Gagarin went to space and was the first human who ever made it into space, in a small village a man is visiting his neighbour.

"Jonai ! Did you read that ? The Russians now went into Space!"

his neighbour got big eyes, happiness came over his face and he asked bac...

6 men from Lithuania go to a Mcdonalds in America

The cashier asks "For here? to go?"

The guy in front turns to his friends and says :

"They say 2 of us have to leave."

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