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Genocide Jokes

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Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors

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If abortion is murder

Is jerking off genocide?

What would it be called if mass genocide were committed against Russians?

The alcoholocaust.

Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide?

Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive

The person who caused the Tour de France crash should be arrested and charged with genocide.

She tried to take out an entire race.

What separates a good genocide joke from a bad?

Its execution!

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

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There are more Jews than Native Americans...

I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans

I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red Terror genocide...

...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.

A man dies and goes to heaven…

St. Pete says “Welcome to heaven. Any questions?”

The man says “Yes. God is supposed to be all knowing, all powerful, and benevolent. Frankly, most people are miserable. There is war, disease, poverty, environmental disaster, genocide, all that. What’s going on?”

St. Pete turn...

If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Genocide

What's really big and smells bad?

Genocide.

an old one but a good one.

Why don’t native Americans like April?
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims and genocide.

Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide?

It would be a land of mass-murder

I don't like teachers who make me calculate with humans.

They commit math genocide on a daily basis.

What’s the difference between a turkey and Turkey?

A turkey wouldn’t commit genocide against innocent people

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Hitler, Pol pot and George W Bush were...

together in hell sitting around a campfire. They are telling each other stories from the time they were alive and having a great time laughing over the evil things they have done.

As the night goes on, they get into a discussion about who might be the vilest, most evil and most universally ...

Have ya ever noticed....

Have ya ever noticed:

“Committed murder”

“Committed genocide”

“Committed relationship”

No wonder men have so many issues with commitment.

a chicken walks into a bar

A chicken walks into a bar and sits down. As the bartender approaches the chicken, he can see that the chicken's eyes are bloodshot and that the chicken seems to have a nervous shake. The bartender asks the chicken if he's alright, and the chicken says he's fine. So the bartender asks the chicken wh...

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What was hitlers favorite drink?

Genocider.

What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring?

Genocide

How do you think burning sperm would smell like?

Genocide

If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian?

Genocide.

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There once was an evil queen...

This queen was a dreadful ruler, but it was primarily because, like superman, she was an extra terrestrial being practically immortal, and superior to the human race she conquered. She'd make continents(ignoring Antarctica) compete in building large sculptures of her and the last place sculpture wou...

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