If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?

Genocide

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red Terror genocide...

...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.

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A man wanted to become a rich and famous painter...

But he lacked the skills. So the Devil came to him and said "I will make you a world class painter, you'll be rich and famous. In exchange, I want your soul." The painter agreed, and Lucifer snapped his fingers. A set of brushes appeared, which Satan quickly possessed. After being possessed by Satan...

Did you hear about the South American genocide?

The death toll was in the Brazilians

an old one but a good one.

Why don’t native Americans like April?
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims and genocide.

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Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors

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Ricky Gervais dies and is met by God at the Pearly Gates

Ricky: Holy Shit! -- Oops. Sorry. Just can't believe heaven is real.

God: It is Ricky but I'm sad to say you won't be entering.

Ricky: What? Alright so I didn't believe and pray and all that jazz, but I was a pretty decent person. I did some good stuff.

God: You did, unfortunate...

What would it be called if mass genocide were committed against Russians?

The alcoholocaust.

What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring?

Genocide

What do you call two people who are about to commit a genocide?

HOMIEcidal

Have ya ever noticed....

Have ya ever noticed:

“Committed murder”

“Committed genocide”

“Committed relationship”

No wonder men have so many issues with commitment.

What separates a good genocide joke from a bad?

Its execution!

Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide?

Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive

What type of dog committed genocide?

Well, greyhounds finish races all the time.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide?

It would be a land of mass-murder

How do you think burning sperm would smell like?

Genocide

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If abortion is murder

Is jerking off genocide?

Whats the difference between a chicken and a turkey

a chicken is a common farm animal

and a turkey commits genocide against armenians.

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Hitler, Pol pot and George W Bush were...

together in hell sitting around a campfire. They are telling each other stories from the time they were alive and having a great time laughing over the evil things they have done.

As the night goes on, they get into a discussion about who might be the vilest, most evil and most universally ...

What’s the difference between a turkey and Turkey?

A turkey wouldn’t commit genocide against innocent people

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What was hitlers favorite drink?

Genocider.

Inappropriate Joke

"If you kill everyone, it's genocide. If you don't, it's bad press."

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There are more Jews than Native Americans...

I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans

Women will not have true equality with men until...

They have a brutal dictator of their own, that genocides millions of their own citizens.

a chicken walks into a bar

A chicken walks into a bar and sits down. As the bartender approaches the chicken, he can see that the chicken's eyes are bloodshot and that the chicken seems to have a nervous shake. The bartender asks the chicken if he's alright, and the chicken says he's fine. So the bartender asks the chicken wh...

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There once was an evil queen...

This queen was a dreadful ruler, but it was primarily because, like superman, she was an extra terrestrial being practically immortal, and superior to the human race she conquered. She'd make continents(ignoring Antarctica) compete in building large sculptures of her and the last place sculpture wou...

If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian?

Genocide.

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