Gamer Jokes - 76 Hilarious Gamer Jokes

Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?

He refused to be consoled.

I met a very famous asian gamer today.

His name was Lo Ping.

A gamer dies and goes to hell...

After one week, the devil goes to God:

\- God?! What crazy person have you send me here? He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, running like crazy everywhere and yelling: "Where is the exit to LEVEL 2!!!"

What does a gamer and a burn victim both say

I can’t wait to try out my new skin

Why should you get a gamer girl gf?

She can bring joy to your stick

What problem can both gamers and popular musicians relate to?

The fans are too noisy.

What kind of dough does a gamer use?

Nintedough!

What do you call a gamer who works at a abortion clinic?

Spawn camper

I’m not a player, I’m a gamer. Players get chicks.

I get bullied at school.

Gamers these days have no patience.

Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were *three days*

How Do You Know Someone Is A PC Gamer?

You don't, they tell you.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you call a fighter who’s also a gamer?

An X-Boxer!

What is the only similarity between serial killers and gamer

**They collect skins**

[NSFW] What do you call a gamer with erectile dysfunction?

Ubisoft

Me and my gamer girlfriend were in love but we couldn’t be together.

We weren’t on the same level.

As a gamer I find it strange that Biden was declared the winner...

Trump had way more kills

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

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Why does doing illegal stuff in GTA feel so good? Because it’s the only time we’re ever wanted

How many multiplayer gamers does it take to fix a lightbulb?

0. You can’t pause a multiplayer game.

How gamer girl cheat on their partner?

R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

What do you call a pro gamer that tests politics simulator games?

Pro-tester.

Why did the console gamer cross the road

To render the other side

What's a French gamer's favorite gamemode in halo?

Regicide!

Where do New England gamers spend most of their playtime?

The Maine menu.

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A Gamer Just Died.

And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.

After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they ar...

What do you call it when a gamer girl has her first period...

...First blood

Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games.

He knows how to properly use the Royal Wii.

What's a gamer's favourite particle?

Quark. Because it comes in RGB.

What’s the difference between a slug and a gamer?

A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.

What does a gamer say when they alt-tab by mistake?

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

PlayStation has announced a new line of shoes for gamers.

Thier first pair will be called Demon Soles.

Gamer Boy Bathwater For Sale

Underneath the Manhattan Bridge

Gamers become the best engineers.

They are already experts in steam.

Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games

Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"

Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"

Raging Gamers

A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week.

92% said "your mum"

A new hairdressers for angry gamers opened up in my town.

It's called 'Dye Dye Dye!'

What do you call a group of gamers out in public?

A rare occurance.

A gamer walks into a bar

He’s stuck now.

Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".

Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."

Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."

Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."

Excuse #1: "I swe...

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A gamer walks into a bar...

...and asks the barkeep "you got a console to play on?" And the barkeep says "yeah, but only have one game for it." The gamer shrugs, orders a cider and sits down to play.

While he's playing another guy walks in and says "hey, that guy with the cider is playing my game!" And the barkeep asks...

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What does a gamer call his ex-wife’s vagina?

His ex-box

What do you call a bad Jewish gamer?

Ezekiel

How do gamer guys pee?

Spray and Pray or split-stream

How do you tell a gamer from a car mechanic?

Ask them what HP means.

My board gamer friend said “I love Settlers”

Well duh, who else would marry him

All gamers are bilingual...

They speak both English and Profanity.

Why don't pc gamers get laid

Because they're micro-soft

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What does the gamer girl say after sex?

What does the gamer girl say after sex?

U-bi-soft

TIL Owen Wilson is a gamer.

His favourite game of all is WoW!

What is a gamer's favorite snack?

Farm fresh cheese.

What did the gamer say when he took the COVID-19 vaccine?

A Gamers perspective of Reality.

Great graphics, terrible gameplay.

Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways.

They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on.

What's the difference between a normal party and a gamer party?

One has more streamers.

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Why do gamers say "get shit on"?

Because they rectum

Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...

but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross

Did you hear about the gamer who commit suicide while playing?

It was a first-person shooter.

What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

1280x720

What did the gamer say when they were told they had to spend the next year inside their home, physically isolated from the rest of the world?

What's the catch?

Why didn't the pc gamer cross the street ?

Because he's morbidly obese

What did the gamer eating pasta say?

Spaghottem bois.

What do poor gamers and women have in common?

They both cry when they get beaten with a counter.

What is a gamers favourite fish

Cod

What does a gamer look out for during match making?

Backwards Compatability

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Just heard about someone selling their “Gamer-Girl bathwater”...

Guess you could call that trickle down economics.

Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub?

It was exclusive.

Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.

Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did my gamer boyfriend break up with me?

I didn’t meet his xboxtations.

A console gamer walks into a bar...

...only to buy a free drink for 60$

To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob

PC gamers don't take hot showers.

They take Steam-y ones.

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why are EU gamers so serious about what they do?

Because they can’t be memers

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