Futures Contract Jokes - 2 Hilarious Futures Contract Jokes

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My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

Why is the oil price falling to below zero?

Imagine the following...you pay $500 today and commit to receiving an escort at your house in 15 days.
Cos your wife is traveling.
This is called a futures contract.

Unfortunately, lockdown came and your wife will be home for the next 60 days.

You do not want this woman to show...

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