A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend
she was thrilled at the speed.
"If i do 200 km/h, will you take all of your clothes off?"
The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said "yes, of course"
He brought the car up to the 200 km/h benchmark. However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then ...
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normally don't like longer jokes but, this is funny
A US Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
The first evening in port, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy, influential plantation owner (who also happened to be a very generous political donor). It read: