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Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...

I guess that’s my limit.

Anti derivatives. They’re integral to your success.

^^^dy/dx

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

The derivative at the maximum = 0

Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves

But when I do, it's dos equis.

A prime rib.

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Cause you're a jerk!

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Inauguration.

Why?

Change of jerk.

Why?

Change of jerk.

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

One day, e^x sees x^2 running down the street in a panic. "What's wrong?" asks e^x. "There's a Differential Operator in town!" yells x^2. "If I run into him too many times, I'll disappear!"

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

So I called him the derivative of acceleration.

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He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smil...

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"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

A Velociraptor

but my math teacher is the third derivative of my position

They seem too derivative.

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".

f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

simply stay on the derivative.

Derivative humor.

His art was derivative.

It was really derivative.

I'm not really good at writing stories so bear with me.

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

Everything I listen to now just seems so derivative

The first one says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?

The second-order.

The second-order.

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F'- Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

but all my ideas were derivative

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

I found it a little derivative.

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

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