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"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

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Inauguration.

Why?

Change of jerk.

Why?

Change of jerk.

Because secant tan.

Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves

At least, I'm pretty certain.

^^^dy/dx

But when I do, it's dos equis.

Anti derivatives. They’re integral to your success.

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He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smil...

One day, e^x sees x^2 running down the street in a panic. "What's wrong?" asks e^x. "There's a Differential Operator in town!" yells x^2. "If I run into him too many times, I'll disappear!"

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

So I could lie tangent to your curves

A prime rib.

3 oversees the oncoming derivative across the road. He tells e^x that he will be leaving because if he ever meets the derivative it wouldn’t end well for him.

Surprised by the departure, e^x continues to walk confidently. When he and derivative are close enough, derivative extends his hand an...

Surprised by the departure, e^x continues to walk confidently. When he and derivative are close enough, derivative extends his hand an...

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Calculus has always been derivative

I thought it was pretty derivative.

So I called him the derivative of acceleration.

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".

f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

Because everything on this site is a derivative.

Derivative humor.

I guess that’s my limit.

An anti-derivative.

Never mind, actually it's just derivative.

The derivative at the maximum = 0

but my math teacher is the third derivative of my position

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

They seem too derivative.

His art was derivative.

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

It was really derivative.

I found it a little derivative.

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F'- Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?

Don't drink and derive

Don't drink and derive

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?

The second-order.

The second-order.

but all my ideas were derivative

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

A painter unveils his four new paintings in a gallery. The first is a cubism painting of x^3. The second is an abstract painting depicting 3x^2. The third is a realism painting depicting 6x. The next is a landscape painting of the number 6. The last is a simplistic painting of the number 0.

...

...

It's all derivatives

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He told his publishers that he wanted to write it under his *nom de plume* "Richard Bachman." The problem, he said, was that he'd already written "The Monkey" under his own name. He didn't want people to think this new story was a sequel, or derivative in some way. Legally, since he'd sold the ri...

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

The first one says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

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