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I guess that’s my limit.

Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...

^^^dy/dx

Just cos

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Because you’re a jerk!

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves

They seem too derivative.

I said," I like my logarithms like my women, all natural".

Because secant tan

A prime rib.

But when I do, it's dos equis.

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Inauguration.

Why?

Change of jerk.

Why?

Change of jerk.

So I called him the derivative of acceleration.

One day, e^x sees x^2 running down the street in a panic. "What's wrong?" asks e^x. "There's a Differential Operator in town!" yells x^2. "If I run into him too many times, I'll disappear!"

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hur...

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions".

>"Repost!"

\--No, it's derivative humour.

>"Repost!"

\--No, it's derivative humour.

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He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smil...

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"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for som...

A Velociraptor

An anti-derivative.

simply stay on the derivative.

His art was derivative.

Derivative humor.

Everything I listen to now just seems so derivative

It was really derivative.

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?

The second-order.

The second-order.

I found it a little derivative.

He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?

Don't drink and derive

Don't drink and derive

I'm not really good at writing stories so bear with me.

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

Simon, a high school student, passed his sophomore year with a 100% in Algebra 2. Thinking he was the most outstanding student ever, he went to his counselor to ask if he can skip directly to Calculus AB.

"Calculus is a very rigor...

The first one says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

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F'- Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

F''- Can I be your second derivative so I can test out your concavities?

F'''- Can I be your third derivative so I can jerk to you?

F''''- Can I be your fourth derivative so I can snap your neck?

but all my ideas were derivative

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

...

A painter unveils his four new paintings in a gallery. The first is a cubism painting of x^3. The second is an abstract painting depicting 3x^2. The third is a realism painting depicting 6x. The next is a landscape painting of the number 6. The last is a simplistic painting of the number 0.

...

...

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

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