If anyone should wish to bequeath their gold to me..

I will be their bullion heir.

I got beaten up by a piece of gold.

The teachers suspended it for bullion.

And actor, a director and a writer walk into a bar.

A director, an actor and a writer walk into a bar.

A sign hanging over the bar proclaims an amateur bull-fighting tournament; where a winner can walk away with a load of gold.

The director races to the bullring, confident in winning the bullion. He sets up lights all over the ring and ...

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