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A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Funny when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's a stud...

But when a girl sleeps with a tons of guys, somehow I am not one of them

A Holocaust survivor passed away, went to heaven, and told God a Holocaust joke

God: Holocaust jokes aren’t funny

Holocaust Survivor: I guess you had to be there

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

9/11 jokes aren't funny.

The other two are, though.

Communist jokes aren't funny

Unless everyone gets it

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Jokes about homosexuals are not funny.

I mean come on guys.

I used to know a really funny joke

Then I divorced her

Jokes about a women's menstrual cycle just aren't funny

Period.

Mountain ranges aren't just funny

They're hill areas

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When you get that funny feeling your wife is going to refuse to have sex with you . . .

It’s a pre dick shun

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Mr. S is talking to Mr.B

First time telling a joke here. A bit dry but I find it funny

Mr. S is talking to Mr.B
Mr.B your bathroom is the same exact size like my bathroom. I need to buy tiles, how many boxes did you get when you did yours?

Mr.B: 20 boxes of tiles!

A week later

Mr.S tells Mr....

A penguin is going on vacation, as he is driving down the road his engine start to make a funny noise....

So he pulls into a station and asks the mechanic to take a look at his car. The mechanic tells the penguin there two other cars before him but there is an ice cream shop across the street. He could go have an ice cream and when he is done come back and maybe he will know what's wrong. The penguin lo...

Funny Trump joke

The President is walking out of the white house and heading towards his limo, when a possible attacker steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be attacjer and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's superv...

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Funny you should say that... [long]

A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!"

"Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder....

I think it's funny when dogs hide under the bed when they're scared.

I'm like "You idiot, that's the first place monsters go!"

Why are mosquitos jokes so funny?

They tend to be milarious.

I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted and funny.

The fifth was dead Sirius.

"Remember that funny knock-knock joke?"

"Doesn't ring a bell."

A bunch of inmates have been in the same cells for years

A newcomer is escorted to a cell by three heavily armed guards. As his eyes adjust to the darkness, he notices he has a cellmate. All of a sudden, someone shouts, "71!" Everybody in the prison starts cracking up.

The newcomer asks his cellmate why they were all laughing. He responds, "After a...

Funny joke

I told a joke about decepticons I laughed my wife laughed my dog laughed my toaster laughs I shot the toaster

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