Can we ban "Yo Momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mama

I got my tattoo artist to write “Tattoo artists are stupid” on my back.

I thought I got him pretty good until I realized the joke was on me.

50,000 blondes met in a center for the first ever "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention

Their leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eightee...

I can't stand idiots that don't know the difference between to and too.

There so stupid.

I know how to deal with all of the stupid antivax people!

Push them off the edge of the earth!

The only woman I ever loved, before she left, told me that I'm fat, ugly, and stupid.

Jokes on her though. I could always lose weight, get plastic surgery, and read a book.

Even after she gets back from rehab, she'll still always be MY mom.

My wife though I was stupid for saying that I could drive a car made from macaroni...

You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

I don't know how anyone can take Putin critics seriously, with how stupid they are.

Keep in mind that these are the same people who habitually trip and fall backwards onto bullets and lock themselves in suitcases.

98% percent of the population is stupid.

Luckily I’m part of the 3%.

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A monkey walks up to the lion and starts taunting him

"You stupid jerk! You cannot do anything to me", the lioness looks at the lion hearing that and gets surprised of his lack of reaction.

The monkey goes on "Imma fuck your momma you stupid lion!", the lion keeps ignoring the monkey, so the lioness asks "honey are you going to allow this peasa...

I remember studying Pavlov in school and thinking, "Those stupid dogs."

and then the bell went and we all had lunch

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My ex called me angrily and said, “Are you fucking stupid?”

I said, “No. I used to, but we broke up, remember?”

The frustrated boss asked his employee, "Are you stupid or just apathetic‽"

He replied, "I don't know, and I don't care!"

Stupid Autocorrect...

Always making me write things I didn't Nintendo!

People have called me stupid, well jokes on them....

I don't even know what that means

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Dave was thinking about men and woman and had an Epiphany.

He ran downstairs to tell his wife.

“Hey honey, I think I have figured out the difference between men and women!” Dave said.

“Oh?...” she replied with a concerned inquisition.

“Yeah see, it’s like wisdom vs intelligence. Guys, we’re pretty dumb, but we know how to handle tough s...

Yo Mamma so stupid...

she played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.

I think I am poor, stupid and ugly.

At least my judgement is sound.

Scientists have developed a vaccine against stupidity.

But anti-vaxxers won't get it.

Regular back: boring, stupid, will hurt eventually

Backstreet's back: alright

I thought someone stole my car keys, I looked for hours and was convince someone had grabbed them, later on I felt so stupid because I left them on top of my car

Turns out I lost them on my own accord

People who talk to their dogs are just plain stupid...

Saw a couple today talking to their husky. Intelligent dog, don't get me wrong, but do they seriously think he understands everything he is told? I came home and told my cat all about it, we laughed our asses off!

What do you call a stupid vampire?

Can’t count Dracula

A friend told me that there are no stupid questions.

I told him to AskReddit

I heard that 99.9% of Reddit users are actually stupid

Thank God I’m the 1% that isn’t

"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends? This is ridiculous! This relationship is over!"

I shouted back, "This relationship is what?! Over!"

The Klu Klux Klan is so stupid

They can't even spell clan right

What do you do if you're too stupid for the Army?

Join the special forces.

People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

What's the difference between a steamed fish and a stupid donkey?

One's a dum bass, the other's a dumb ass.

My wife said to me that if i got another stupid gift this Christmas , she would burn it

So, i bought her a candle

Why are all americans stupid?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The fat one brought cereal.

Yo momma is so stupid...

... she single-handedly became a threat to literally millions of people by deciding not to vaccinate you or your siblings.

My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was “too stupid to be a doctor”

8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

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While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days ...

In the class, the teacher ask anyone who thinks he's stupid, please stand up

Then, nobody stands up.
The teacher then responds: Im sure there are stupid students over here
Then, a little boy stands up. 
Teacher ask: oh, so you are stupid?
The boy responds: No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone...

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NSFW Stupid frog

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box...and it says...."Snatch Eating Frogs..$20 each (comes with instructions)" She looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whisper...

Yo mama so stupid she heard about a school shooting and thought it was picture day

Zing?

I was watching Jurassic park the other day.....

.... when I thought "not only does my son have a really stupid name, he´s also a terrible driver"

Got my wife with the greatest dadjoke yet

She was talking about something and I got the rare chance to interrupt her by saying "Hi leaving and taking the kids due to these stupid jokes, I'm dad!"

A man joins the mob and becomes the personal assistant to the Godfather

One day he receives a text message from the boss. "I've been having problems with my wife. Please pull the plug and then call someone in to take care of the matter."

The man knows better than to question the Godfather, so he dutifully carries out the command. He shoots the boss's wife, and th...

"Yo mama so stupid that she was yelling into a mailbox"

We ask her what's she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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You know that common nightmare about going to school in just your underwear, and how everybody laughs and ridicules you for looking stupid. Well I just lived it, for real.

Stupid vague-ass pajamas day.

Two stupid people and the accident

Two people were arrested for running over and killing 12 people late at night.

When they were questioned at the police station about how it happened, they said ,'We were driving home and realised that the brakes on our car weren't working and in front of us there were two options, either run ...

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A duck walks into a bar and just fucking screams at the barkeep.Give me a fucking jack and coke you fucking stupid ugly motherfucker.

Whoa there partner, capitulates the tender of fine libations...whats with the fowl language?

I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life,

but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January.

If a chemistry student is too stupid to learn about Oxygen,

does that make him an oxymoron?

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Your mom is so fucking stupid...

you got the measles!

Really stupid, long joke about fuzzy fish. I think?

Someone recently told me one of those jokes that has way too many details and ends in an anticlimactic thud. I wanted to return the favor but all I can semi-remember about this joke is that it was told from the prospective of a fisherman who caught a fuzzy fish. Every time he retold his story the fi...

Nobody and Stupid were on a ferry trip

Suddenly Nobody fell into the water, and Stupid immediately ran to the captain and said:

*- Nobody fell into the water!*

*- What, are you stupid?*

*- Yeah, Stupid said.*

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It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me.

It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hotdog on the ground outside.

Your Mama's so stupid...

...that she put a ruler next to the bed to see how long she slept.

My left side of the brain says im stupid

The right side of the brain agrees with the left side.

9/10 People are stupid

I'm glad to be in the 1% !

Stupid People Rehab

A group of stupid people were put in rehab. The doctors wanted to see if they made any progress and decided that the person who passes this test will be let out. The test was to put them all into an empty room with no windows or visible exit.

They drew an obviously fake door on the wall an...

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window...

If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in...

What's bacon's favorite movie?

Grease

Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid.

The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!

My wife let me name our daughter, convinced I wouldn't give her a stupid name.

But I called her Bluff.

Teacher: 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

Teacher: 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

*after a few seconds Little Johnny stands up*

Teacher: 'Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?'

Little Johnny: 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Racism is so stupid.

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

A stupid guy and a smart guy have a job interview

The smart guy goes into the interview room first and is met by three people on the panel.

The first one asks, “Who do you think the best soccer player in the world is?”

The smart guy replies, “Before it was Ronaldo but now it’s Messi.

The second interviewer asks, “When did the p...

There are three men, Nobody, No-one and Stupid.

They were on a fishing trip in Canada when the first fell in the river, and began to drown, as he had never learned to swim as a child.

The second stayed behind to help rescue him from the river.

The third ran to the nearest police station and explained the situation to the first poli...

I'm not saying my wife is stupid

But she thought Remembrance Day was for people with Alzheimer's.

Do you know how to find videos of fat people doing stupid stuff?

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