What Did the King say When the Queen Gifted him a Fool for his Birthday
"I've no use for one of these... But it was a nice jester"
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
It was a nice jester.
How do you eat a bad joke?
Why are there so few new jokes on r/Jokes?
It is because new jokes have a long **jest**ational period.
A young boy passes a brothel on his way home from school when
the lady of the house leans forward and waves her pinky finger at him. "Hi little boy", she laughs.
He asks her, "why do you wave like that?"
She holds up her pinky finger again, "well, that's how little 'it' is".
The next day the boy strolls by and the lady does the same. "...
Yet another art major joke
An artist walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, here's an art joke. How do you get an art major off your front porch? You pay for the pizza!" the bartender jests. "Oh, very funny. I'll have you know that now that I have my fine arts degree I don't have to deliver to people anymore. In fact, peop...
Did you hear about the comedian who couldn’t stop eating?
Everything he did was in jest.
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The Nazi secret police really hated puns
I guess you could call them the Jest-stop-o.
Is a well timed joke...
a jest in time?
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?
You get somebody who stays up all night tutoring himself mentally over the question of whether or not there is a dog.
I got detained by security at a comedy club the other night.
I didn’t find the comedian’s joke very funny so they booked me for”resisting a jest”.
Lots of people don't like my clown baton
But I think it's ma jest stick.
How do you tell a proper joke about eating?
Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline?
In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the pu...
There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.
Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.
Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.
Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...
My boss has some winners, but I always get a chuckle from this one. (Pretty Long)
A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man sits down, and his dog follows in suit. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The man orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it as soon as the glass hits the bar. "That'll be $3.50." the bartender says promptly. "What if I told you that my dog is able to t...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...
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The old farmer and his dear friend went to the market.
The market was full of various stalls stocked with agricultural goods & wares. Whilst browsing the plentiful market the old farmer couldn’t help but notice a busty blonde lady and he stared at her longingly.
“Corrr!” Whispered the old farmer to his pal. “I’ll pay a pretty penny to get me...