Did you hear about the comedian who couldn’t stop eating?

Everything he did was in jest.

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The Nazi secret police really hated puns

I guess you could call them the Jest-stop-o.

A clown held the door open for me the other day.

It was a nice jester.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

You get somebody who stays up all night tutoring himself mentally over the question of whether or not there is a dog.

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The old farmer and his dear friend went to the market.

The market was full of various stalls stocked with agricultural goods & wares. Whilst browsing the plentiful market the old farmer couldn’t help but notice a busty blonde lady and he stared at her longingly.

“Corrr!” Whispered the old farmer to his pal. “I’ll pay a pretty penny to get me...

I got detained by security at a comedy club the other night.

I didn’t find the comedian’s joke very funny so they booked me for”resisting a jest”.

Is a well timed joke...

a jest in time?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...

Lots of people don't like my clown baton

But I think it's ma jest stick.

How do you tell a proper joke about eating?

In jest.

Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline?

In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -

"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."

But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the pu...

My boss has some winners, but I always get a chuckle from this one. (Pretty Long)

A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man sits down, and his dog follows in suit. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The man orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it as soon as the glass hits the bar. "That'll be $3.50." the bartender says promptly. "What if I told you that my dog is able to t...

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three blokes deciding what to get their mrs' for christmas...

Bill, Bob & Ben sitting at some random bar, deciding on gifts for their better halves...

Bill says he's going to get his mrs a new blouse and this jacket she likes too - "if she doesn't like the blouse, she can wear the jacket to hide it" he jests.

Bob pipes in, "That's funny, i'm ...

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